Michael Vick's List of Screw Ups

This is a big change for Michael Vick, instead of the entire Cincinnati Bengals running after him, he is making a run at the Bengals - that is, at the number of times you can screw up. Here is a list of the all the times Vick has messed up:

	Weed/marijuana hidden in the bottom of a water bottle at the Miami airport.
	Drug raids at a house he owned (which lead to fed finding a... )
	Dog fighting ring and animal cruelty towards 60 dogs in a house he owned.
	Settled a lawsuit filed by a former girlfriend who said he knowingly gave her a sexually transmitted disease.
	Vick surrounded himself with unsavory associates, two with criminal records for drug trafficking.
	Two friends of Vick pocketed someone's fancy watch at the Atlanta airport, the watch's owner said a Falcons executive offered him money to keep Vick's name out of a police report.
	Lying to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about everything
	Thinking his friends would stick up for him and not rat him out

Celebrity Screw-Up Kick-Off Event

Greetings Listers!

Doesn’t it seem like celebrities are screwing up every day? We all know about Paris Hilton, but that was just the “Celebrity Screw-up Kick-off Event.”

Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon, and then climbed back on only to nosedive off again. Now she’s been arrested for a DUI and cocaine possession.

Britney Spears shaved her head and attacked a paparazzi’s car with an umbrella.

NFL quarterback Michael Vick continues to get in trouble. This time however, it’s unlikely he will avoid the sack.

In the NBA, a referee, Tim Donaghy, has been exposed for working with organized crime to affect the outcome of games.

Before all this drama, there was actress Winona Ryder, who stole more than $5,500 worth of merchandise from Beverly Hills Saks.

The NBA Lakers Kobe Bryant was accused of rape. O.J. Simpson was accused of murder. And three Duke University lacrosse players were also accused of rape.

Because of the attitudes and personalities that celebrities develop, the gross amount of money they make, and the viral interest in their lives, these poor decisions are never going to stop. So the real question is, who is next?

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Ryan Pratt

Wake up the Stars

Greetings Listers!

We are smack in the middle of the dog days of summer. And no, that doesn’t have anything to do with Michael Vick or Joey Chestnut. Instead, it refers to the hottest days of the year, usually starting in July and ending in early September. It is called “dog days” because the ancient Romans thought the heat came from the brightest star in the sky, Sirius (a.k.a. the “dog star”) that rises and sets with the sun during these months. As it turns out, its not hotter due to super radiation from this brilliant star, the heat is actually a result of the earth’s tilt. Anyway, if you’re interested in stargazing and peeping at Sirius, make sure you have a dark place away from the blinding city lights. Traveling to find that perfect place? Might as well pick one with a great prequel. Then if you’re tired from watching meteor showers all night, consider trying some different morning jolt besides that old-fashioned cup of joe. You’re going to need some energy during these final stifling “dog days.” But don’t blink - summer will be over before you know it.

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Lists in this Newsletter:
Football Players that Went to Jail
Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Winners
Hottest Recorded Temperatures in the World
Celebrate July: National __________ Month
Celebrate September: National ___________ Month
Top 10 Brightest Stars in the Sky
How and Why the Seasons Change
Stargazing Tips
Best Places for Stargazing
Best Places for Sunsets
Energy Drink Reviews
15 Instant Energy Boosters

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A Falling Star: Lohan’s Spiraling Career and Schizo-Roles
We should have seen the evolution from cute, child star to wild party girl coming! Every role
she’s played in her career has been somewhat twisted and schizophrenic, screaming to
free her from her innocent image.

1998 - The Parent Trap – adorable twins (both Lohan) separated at birth
2003 - Freaky Friday – switched bodies with her mom, Jamie Lee Curtis
2004 – Mean Girls – an out-of-town dork evolves to fit in with the cool kids
2005 – Herbie Fully Loaded – her talking car thinks it’s a NASCAR
2006 – Just My Luck – a stranger’s kiss swaps her good fortunes with his bad luck
2007 – Georgia Rule – a cool and rebellious girl moves to her grandmother’s boring town
2007 – I Know Who Killed Me – a tortured girl insists she is a stripper and not who they think

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Ryan