List of Homer Simpson's Jobs

D'oh! The Jobs of Homer Simpson As you are out there on your career or job search remember to have some fun. The lovable cartoon character Homer Simpson has gone through quite a few different careers in his time. Here is the complete list! Lister:Andrea Category:Jobs & Careers

"Real World" Bash Award Winners

The winners from the MTV Real World Awards Bash 2008:

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Top 10 Best Ways to Use that Sacred G

As seen on the MTV hit reality show 'Rob & Big" - Sacred Geometry is a crazy belief that some patterned wallpaper can help you in every aspect of your life, by balancing your chi. By studying the nature of these patterns, forms and relationships and their connections, insight may be gained into the mysteries, the laws and lore of the Universe. Here are the top ten best ways to use that sacred G:

1.	Under your bed to inject yourself and your dreams with positive energy
2.	On a bottom of a skateboard to help you will your ollie kickflips
3.	Place a bottle or glass of water to inject it with Positive Energy

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LOST's Oceanic Six

Who are the Oceanic 6 on the TV show LOST? Here they are:

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WKC Dog Show - "Best in Show" Winners thru History

These are the winner of "Best in Show" each year since 1950. (Year - Breed - Name - Owner)

	1950 - Scottish Terrier - Ch Walsing Winning Trick of Edgerstoune - Mrs J G Winant
	1951 - Boxer - Ch Bang Away of Sirrah Crest - Dr & Mrs R C Harris
	1952 - Doberman Pinscher - Ch Rancho Dobe's Storm - Mr & Mrs Len Carey

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Big Brother 9 Cast - Who's with Who?

These are the cast (and showmance partners) for the new CBS Big Brother TV show, season 9:

	Adam - 29-year-old public relations manager from Del Ray, FL (w/ Adam)
	Alex - 24-year-old DJ company owner from Staten Island, NY (w/ Amanda)
	Allison - 28-year-old pharmaceutical sales representative from Boston, MA (w/ Ryan)

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List of "Tool Time" Tool Girls

Part of the show's attraction was its token "Tool Time girl", whose primary roles were to look good, be curvaceous, roll out various props and help introduce the two hosts. In the first two seasons, Pamela Anderson played Tool Time girl Lisa. When Pamela left the show, Debbe Dunning stepped in as her replacement, Heidi, who stayed until the show's end. A fictional flashback to the first episode shows Mrs. Binford playing the part of the Tool Time girl. Also in an ironic, but humorous twist, that "first episode" featured Tim with a beard, while Al sported a clean-shaven face, a direct opposite of their normal look.

1.	Lisa - Pamela Anderson
2.	Heidi - Debbe Dunning
3.	Mrs. Binford - Lois de Banzie (flashback)

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MTV's Rob & Big Quotes: "Do Work"

Here are some quotes from the hit TV show "Rob & Big" on MTV, starring Rob Dyrdek and Chris "Big Black" Boykin:

	Do work
	Rob: Have you ever farted and it didn't smell? Big: Not since I was 13.
	Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him.
	Wing King baby... wing king!
	Rob: I'm the skater in the family. Big: I'm the bodyguard. Rob: (Points to Meaty) And you're the puppy.
	22's son, 22's see the rest of the quotes here: ListAfterList.com - Rob & Big Quotes

TV Shows Affected by the Writer's Strike

This is a list of TV shows that will be affected by the Writer's Guild of America strike currently in progress. The writers want more residuals for DVD and internet reruns of shows. Ofcourse, this strike doesn't affect reality TV shows, but does have immediate impact on the late night and other talk shows. The following shows will be forced to show reruns until the strike is resolvedm (if you know any more add em in comments):

	"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"
	"Late Night with Conan O'Brien"
	"The Late Show with David Letterman"
	"The Ellen DeGeneres Show"
	"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"
	"The Colbert Report"
	"Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
	"Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
	"Last Call with Carson Daly"
	Real Time with Bill Maher HBO
	The Office

Nature's Most Extreme Nightlights

"The Most Extreme" is a long-running documentary TV series on the American cable television network, Animal Planet. It first aired on July 1, 2002. Each episode focuses on a specific animal feat, such as strength, speed, flirtation, appendages, diet, etc., and examines and ranks 10 animals which portray extreme or unusual examples of that quality. The rankings are not arrived at by a scientifically rigorous process; they serve only to give a broad depiction.

1.	Anglerfish) They have to be bright to survive in the eternally dark and murky depths of the deep sea.
2.	Glow Worm Glowing slime to catch prey in caves.
3.	Flashlight Fish) Cheeks glow.
4.	Sea Firefly) Uses neon to find a mate, and if swallowed, its nightlight makes the predator spit it out.
5.	Firefly) Butt lights up.
6.	Cookie-Cutter Shark) They can appear invisible, the way that the sunrays reflect off of them.
7.	Limpet) Emits lights out of its mouth when threatened.
8.	Budgie) Glows when aroused under UV light.
9.	Scorpion) Glows under ultraviolet light.
10.	Wolf) Eyes glow in the dark.

Cosmo, Puddy and the Bubble Boy: Seinfeld Characters

This is a list of the most memorable characters from the popular NBC show "Seinfeld" (1989-1998). During the nine seasons many memorable characters were introduced, many of whom had a recurring role one the show. Who is your favorite?

1. Jerry Seinfeld - Co-creator of the series based on his life about nothing who's neat and picky character co-creates the series based on his life about nothing.
2. George Costanza - Lazy, short, stocky, angry and balding man who lives with his parents.
3. David Puddy - Elaine's recurring boyfriend who is New Jersey Devils fanatic and trustworthy car guy.
4. Cosmo Kramer - Klutzy neighbor who fell ass-backward into money and now spends his time manifesting insane ideas.
5. Newman - Overweight and intellectual postal worker who is Jerry's arch-nemesis. He is pure-evil, wrapped in a twinkie.
6. Frank Costanza - George's loud father who invented the "stop-short" technique with the opposite sex. Serenity Now!
7. Elaine Benes - Beautiful ex-girlfiend who can't dance and is always searching for more.
8. Susan Ross - George's patient fiancee who is blessed with death after licking the wedding invitation envelopes toxic glue.
9. Morty Seinfeld - Jerry's old-fashioned father and former raincoat salesman.
10. Uncle Leo - Jerry's retired, old, grouchedy uncle who is guilty of shoplifting and a "crime of passion."
11. J. Peterman - Elaine's cultured boss at the catalogue who bought Kramer's life stories to put into his biography.
12. George Steinbrenner - George's eccentric backside boss at the Yankees; voiced by co-creator Larry David.
13. Kenny Bania - Annoying comedian who is always riding Jerry's coattails.
14. The Soup Nazi - Bossy Al Pacino look-a-like who makes the best soup around.
15. The Man in the Cape - Frank Costanza's mysterious lawyer; played by co-creator Larry David.
16. Jackie Chiles - Kramer's clever lawyer.
17. Babu - Pakistani restaraunt owner who eventually gets deported.
18. Izzy Mandelbaum - Strong old man who is the World's Best Dad.
19. Mr. Bookman - Library cop who hunts down Jerry for a 25 year overdue book, Tropic of Cancer.
20. Crazy Joe Devola - Creepy, violent, chemically unbalanced stalker.
21. Vegetable Lasagna - Elaine's rebound following the breakup with Puddy on the plane ride home from Europe.
22. Mickey - Kramer's friend and co-worker who is vertically challenged.
23. Art Vandelay - George's alter ego and fictional identity.
24. Sue Ellen Mishke - Oh Henry candybar heiress also known as the "braless wonder."
25. Bob Sacamano - Jerry's mysterious friend who has rabies and sold fur coats but we never meet.
26. Mr. Pitt - Elaine's boss who is mesmorized by 3D art posters.
27. Tim Whatley - A dentist who converts to Judaism for the jokes and is a re-gifter.
28. Donald "The Bubble Boy" - Jerry's biggest fan who lives in a bubble upstairs at his parents because of his condition. Swears its "the Moors," not "the Moops."
29. The Maestro - Mysterious conductor of an orchestra.
30. Poppie - Anticommunist restaraunt owner who has some urination issues.
31. Sidra - Jerry's girlfriend who has some questionably "real and spectacular" features.
32. Mr. Haymen - George's high school gym teacher who called him "Can't Stand Ya."

Ladies & Gents... The Cast of "The Hills"

The Hills (a spinoff of Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County) is an MTV reality drama that documents the life of Lauren Conrad and several of her affluent friends in Los Angeles, California after leaving home in Laguna Beach, California. The show's theme song is "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. The show premiered on Monday, May 31, 2006. Here is the cast:

	Lauren Conrad - Lauren spends her days in LA interning at Teen Vogue and attending FIDM. She lives in an apartment with Heidi Montag, and the two spend their nights as socialites. After Heidi moves out, close friend Audrina Patridge takes her place as Lauren's roommate.
	Heidi Montag - Heidi works for an event-planning firm Bolthouse Productions, after confessing that school wasn't for her. She shared an apartment with Lauren, but eventually moved out to live with her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, who later proposed to her.
	Audrina Patridge - Audrina first appeared as good friend and neighbor to Lauren and Heidi with an aspiration to become an actress. Between auditions, Audrina has had steady jobs, first working as a receptionist at Quixote Studios and then at Epic Records. She originally lived alone, but later moved in with Lauren after Heidi moved out.
	Whitney Port - Whitney began as Lauren's fellow intern at Teen Vogue. Much of her camera time takes place either in the Teen Vogue office or at high profile events for the magazine. Whitney is older than Lauren and often lends an ear about growing up and dating. During the second season, she interviewed with Teen Vogue executives in New York, and was hired as the head of all the interns for the LA offices.
	Lisa Love - Teen Vogue editor of the LA offices
	Jason Wahler - Lauren's friend/ex-boyfriend (b. January 11, 1987)
	Jordan Eubanks - Heidi's ex-boyfriend (b. September 24, 1984)
	Brian Drolet - Jordan's roommate (b. July 2, 1980)
	Spencer Pratt - Heidi's boyfriend / fiancé
	Brody Jenner - Spencer's friend, Lauren's short-lived love interest
	Emily Weiss - Teen Vogue intern of the New York offices (b. March 22, 1985)
	Brent Bolthouse - Heidi's boss and owner of Bolthouse
	Elodie Otto - Heidi's co-worker at Bolthouse
	Kristen Garcia - Heidi's co-worker at Bolthouse
	Lauren "Lo" Bosworth - Lauren's best friend from Laguna Beach (b. September 29, 1986)
	Jennifer Bunney - Lauren's ex-best friend, Heidi Montag's close friend
	Chiara - Audrina's co-worker at Epic Records
	Justin "Bobby" - Audrina's on-and-off boyfriend

Rob & Big Quotes

We are going to try something new here. If you remember any "Rob & Big" quotes from the MTV reality show, or are watching it right now and want to add some, put them in the comment box. We will create the list like that! Thanks!

Entourage: Ari Gold Quotes

On the TV show "Entourage," Vincent Chase's agent Ari Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, is one the most memorable characters HBO has produced since Tony Soprano. Here are some of his infamous quotes.

	I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of 'em. They're all just a number: Like Wife number 1 and Therapist number 7. Good day!
	You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch.
	You want to hire Max Ballard. He's Dakota Fanning with a dick.
	I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm fucking the gardener.
	What if I told you I had a 22 inch dick? Would that be something that you would be interested in?
	I want every desk to be sterile enough for you to get trained on!
	Hug it out, bitch!
	Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch Chop suey!
	Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my c*ck!
	You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins.
	No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag!
	Good for you E; I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.
	I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess.
	Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker?
	You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
	You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
	I would say let's hug it out but I don't want you drawing wood.
	You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
	He will sue you - he'll take everything you have - he'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.
	Now how ‘bout a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner
	Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
	Silence is fucking golden.
	You shitty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here, and all you give a fuck about is beating some stupid club record that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure while you fuck your unpaid emasculated husband tonight? How the fuck does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school?
	Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You're fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
	Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.
	I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot.
	Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!
	You know 'The Station Agent,' Eric? Monster hit at Sundance. It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. Last time I saw him he was in a FedEx commercial. They were overnighting him to London. Sundance is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there.
	You like Gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas.
	Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!
	It's like high school. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!
	I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn't realize you were a cocksucker!
	There you go, baby -- Men at Work, the land down under...We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe, and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos.
	f I were to cheat on my wife it’d be with a busty blonde or, you know, an Asian with pointy nipples.
	Walsh is your boy. You gave him final cut, even though I begged you not to. Now you have to live with it. Or kill him. Actually, that’s a good idea. Kill him, then kill yourself. Could you imagine the outpouring of love and sympathy when Vince loses both of you. I could have him back on top in three months.
	No, I don’t tell you what I like. My old assistant is supposed to tell you what I like, and then he is supposed to seamlessly train you so that the only change in my life comes when I have to write out a Christmas bonus. Get out of here, Glen. Anywhere but here, or I will kill you. I only want Lloyd and I will get him myself.
	No questions, Lloyd. Not until you stop dressing like Paula Poundstone.
	I teach my son to never let people just take things from him. It’s my Israeli blood.
	When a director falls for an actor on set, all bets are off. When he doesn’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house.
	They shot ‘King Kong’ in New Zealand but that monkey still climbed the Empire State Building.
	A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer — who knows? What I do know is $60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. That’s me and Vince, not you and me, E. Impressive, huh?
	Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are!
	Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?
	What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
	Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates.
	Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well.
	Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct!
	I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid.
	Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
	Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!
	Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool.
	You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
	Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock.
	Well, we need him ’cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!
	Weird, I used to push-up on Dana Gordon like this. True story.

Cast of "Dancing with the Stars" 5

With an official announcement set for Wednesday’s episode of ‘Good Morning America,’ the cast list for Season Five of ABC’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ has been leaked:

1.	Aaron Carter
2.	Gisele Bundchen
3.	Wayne Newton
4.	Mark Cuban
5.	Dr. Quinn
6.	Mel B. will be participating but not dancing
7.	Tori Spelling
8.	Jennie Garth
9.	Floyd Mayweather, Jr
10.	Lou Ferrigno
11.	Nia Peeples
12.	Richard Quest
13.	Helio Castroneves
14.	Sabrina Bryan

Robot Chicken: Star Wars - Full Show

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Top 10 Ways to Win an America's Vote Talent Show

Most Americans already know all of this, you just don't know it. Since the influx of reality TV 10 years ago, we have all been instinctively brainwashed with these ten tips that could easily win you "American Idol" or "America's Got Talent" or whatever show you need votes from the American audience to win.

1.	When the camera zooms in on you at the end of your act and the host comes out to ask you questions, hold up the number of fingers that correlates to the phone number (or text message) they need to call.
2.	Make sure you answer the questions with a balance of wit, charm, intelligence and don't forget the tears.
3.	In the promo videos the producers shoot for you to show before your act, find the sappiest, down-to-earth, heartwarming story you can that will wet every cheek in the audience and at home.
4.	Don't be afraid to give hell to the guy in the far left judges seat (Simon or Piers or whoever fits the mold) when he rips your act apart and hears boo from the crowd (though he usually is the only one qualified to be making any judgments out of the three).
5.	If you are singing, no need to write your own lyrics (since no one in the biz today does either), just choose any song from the top 10 charts from any year that fits your genre.
6.	If you are a guy, don't be afraid to take your shirt off and flex those abs... if you are a girl, don't be afraid to take your shirt off either (or at least wear something skanky).
7.	The younger you are, the better - talent plus pre-puberty is what America is most impressed with - so if you can, lie about your age.
8.	Any drama (breaking up with boyfriends, wives giving birth, dads on deathbeds, etc.) you can create during the audition phase is a plus, the TV cameras will be drawn to it like Michael Jackson to daycare, and the more TV exposure the better.
9.	Don't forget where you came from, or at least don't let America realize you have.
10.	If you are a guy, flirt with the judge in the middle seat (if its Paula and you're daring, you can even sleep with her)... if you are a girl, flirt with the guy in the far right judges seat (remember, whichever hand makes an L when you stick out your thumbs is the left).