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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Top 25 Best Blogs in the World

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Top Ten 2007 MTV VMA Live Performances

A list of the top 10 live performances at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards:

1. Chris Brown - Wall to Wall and Kiss Kiss
2. Britney Spears - Gimme More
3. Rihanna - Umbrella
4. 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - Ayo Technology
5. Kanye West - Good Life feat. T-Pain
6. Fall Out Boy & Rihanna- Shut Up Drive
7. Alicia Keys - No One, Freedom
8. Timbaland - Bounce & Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
9. Panic! At the Disco - "The Weight (Live)"
10. Timbaland - The Way I Are (feat. Keri Hilson), Give It To Me (feat. Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado)
Runners Up
Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned
Kanye West - Stronger

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Top 10 Best Web Sites about Lists

Best lists, worst lists, top 10 lists, overrated lists, sexiest lists, how to lists, etc... It is impossible say who started the phenomenon, but Forbes (100 Richest People) and Time (50 Most Influential People) deserve some credit, along with TV networks like ESPN (Top 10 Plays), E! (100 Greatest Child Stars) and VH1 (50 Sexiest Bods pushed the editorial top ten lists craze and sparked the public interest. And as usual, the Web wasn't far behind. The online market for list Web sites is growing exponentially. And now, with the growing popularity and understanding of Wikipedia, it is possible to create "wiki" lists where the average person can add their own opinions to lists, and create their own top tens. Today, sites everywhere clamor to be on top of a new list - the list of The Top 10 Best Web Sites about Lists:

  1. ListAfterList


  2. OnMyList


  3. Unspun


  4. Cracked


  5. List of Bests


  6. Ta-da Lists


  7. Best of Craigslist


  8. Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Lists


  9. Wikipedia Lists of Topics


  10. InteractiveSpace.com Top Ten Lists

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Top 20 Best Picture Oscar Contenders for 2008

An early look at the top twenty best films of 2007-2008 vying for the Best Picture Academy Award:

1. Reservation Road
2. Kite Runner
3. No Country for Old Men
4. American Gangster
5. Lions For Lambs
6. Rendition
7. In the Valley of Elah
8. Michael Clayton
9. The Golden Age
10. Atonement
11. 3:10 To Yuma
12. Eastern Promises
13. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
14. Into The Wild
15. Cassandra's Dream
16. Lust, Caution
17. Once
18. The King of Kong
19. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
20. There is still a lot of time left! Any suggestions?

Entourage: Ari Gold Quotes

On the TV show "Entourage," Vincent Chase's agent Ari Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, is one the most memorable characters HBO has produced since Tony Soprano. Here are some of his infamous quotes.



  • I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of 'em. They're all just a number: Like Wife number 1 and Therapist number 7. Good day!


  • You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch.


  • You want to hire Max Ballard. He's Dakota Fanning with a dick.


  • I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm fucking the gardener.


  • What if I told you I had a 22 inch dick? Would that be something that you would be interested in?


  • I want every desk to be sterile enough for you to get trained on!


  • Hug it out, bitch!


  • Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch Chop suey!


  • Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my c*ck!


  • You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins.


  • No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag!


  • Good for you E; I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.


  • I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess.


  • Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker?


  • You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.


  • You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.


  • I would say let's hug it out but I don't want you drawing wood.


  • You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?


  • He will sue you - he'll take everything you have - he'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.


  • Now how ‘bout a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner


  • Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!


  • Silence is fucking golden.


  • You shitty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here, and all you give a fuck about is beating some stupid club record that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure while you fuck your unpaid emasculated husband tonight? How the fuck does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school?


  • Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You're fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.


  • Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.


  • I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot.


  • Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!


  • You know 'The Station Agent,' Eric? Monster hit at Sundance. It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. Last time I saw him he was in a FedEx commercial. They were overnighting him to London. Sundance is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there.


  • You like Gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas.


  • Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!


  • It's like high school. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!


  • I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn't realize you were a cocksucker!


  • There you go, baby -- Men at Work, the land down under...We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe, and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos.


  • f I were to cheat on my wife it’d be with a busty blonde or, you know, an Asian with pointy nipples.


  • Walsh is your boy. You gave him final cut, even though I begged you not to. Now you have to live with it. Or kill him. Actually, that’s a good idea. Kill him, then kill yourself. Could you imagine the outpouring of love and sympathy when Vince loses both of you. I could have him back on top in three months.


  • No, I don’t tell you what I like. My old assistant is supposed to tell you what I like, and then he is supposed to seamlessly train you so that the only change in my life comes when I have to write out a Christmas bonus. Get out of here, Glen. Anywhere but here, or I will kill you. I only want Lloyd and I will get him myself.


  • No questions, Lloyd. Not until you stop dressing like Paula Poundstone.


  • I teach my son to never let people just take things from him. It’s my Israeli blood.


  • When a director falls for an actor on set, all bets are off. When he doesn’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house.


  • They shot ‘King Kong’ in New Zealand but that monkey still climbed the Empire State Building.


  • A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer — who knows? What I do know is $60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. That’s me and Vince, not you and me, E. Impressive, huh?


  • Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are!


  • Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?


  • What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?


  • Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates.


  • Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well.


  • Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct!


  • I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid.


  • Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.


  • Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!


  • Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool.


  • You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!


  • Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock.


  • Well, we need him ’cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!


  • Weird, I used to push-up on Dana Gordon like this. True story.

    Moving On, To, and From

    It’s September and it’s “moving” time. Moving schools, moving homes, moving through lifestyles. Moving from one season to the next. Moving nearer the weekend. Around the world everyone and everything is moving:
    • The seasons are moving from the stifling summer towards an appeasing autumn.
    • Students are moving from one grueling grade to the next.
    • Teenagers are moving from their strict parents’ homes to the independence of dorms.
    • If you are a twenty-something, chances are you are moving from one 12-month leased apartment to another.
    • Football finally moves from the pointless pre-season to the regular season on Thursday.
    • The University of Michigan, Florida State and Notre Dame are moving out of the Top 25 Polls.
    • Television networks are moving from summer programming back into the regularly-scheduled fall lineup.
    • It’s mid-week, so we are moving ever closer to another work-free weekend.
    • Monday was Labor Day, so you have to move all your white shorts and skirts back to attic for another bland winter.
    • The United States economy is moving the wrong way.
    • Michael Vick is preparing to move out of his massive mansion to a pocket-sized prison.
    • Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are moving towards motherhood.
    • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to need to move to a bigger home, stating their desire for more children.

    Apple's new iPod Touch: Features and Details

    Apple just introduced the new iPod Touch. "The iPod touch is a landmark iPod, ushering in a whole new generation of features based on its revolutionary multi-touch interface and built-in Wi-Fi wireless networking," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. "People are going to be amazed at how thin it is and how much it does." It is basically the iPhone without the phone.

    Apple iPod Touch features:

    • 3.5 inch touchscreen
    • 8mm thin
    • cover flow library browsing (finger dragging you see on every iPhone commercial)
    • 22 hours of audio playback
    • 5 hours of video playback
    • availability later this month
    • the 8GB iPod touch model is $299 and the 16GB model is $399
    • Apple's multi-touch user interface (same user interface as the Apple iPhone)
    • WiFi internet connection
    • Safari web browser
    • YouTube capable
    • iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store, which lets you buy songs on the go on the iPod touch
    • motion sensors that automatically readjust the screen to landscape or portrait mode, depending on how you're holding the device
    • AND an exclusive agreement with Starbucks that allows you to access the iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store for free in participating US Starbucks stores starting next month. When you enter a participating Starbucks location, your iPod touch, iPhone, or PC or Mac(R) running iTunes will automatically recognize the iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store. You can see what song is currently playing or has recently played in the store, and immediately preview, buy and download it over Wi-Fi.
    Apple iPod Touch - Walkthrough from Apple.com - http://www.apple.com/ipodtouch/

    Tuesday, September 4, 2007

    Top 5 Showmances in Reality TV History

    Here are some of the best showmances in reality television history:

    1. Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich (Survivor All-Stars) - Rob and Amber fell in love during the filming of All Stars. Many of us - myself included - thought that this was just another one of Rob's dastardly deeds. However, it seems that Rob really fell hard for Ms. Brkich.
    2. Nick Warnock and Amy Henry (The Apprentice) - It was kinda cute watching two eggheads in love. Well, sort of. Nick and Amy certainly held each other in high regard. They flirted, and it showed. So much so that The Donald picked up on it in the boardroom.
    3. Brigitte Nielsen and Public Enemy's Flavor Flav (Surreal Life) - Gitte and Foofie as they called each other sure made a striking - and surprising - couple. They seemed to give the rest of us hope that any two people could find each other. VH-1 immediately figured out the marketability these two had. That's when Strange Love was born. Strange Love was a look at the relationship of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen despite some serious complications, such as her engagement to Mattia Dessi. In the end, Gitte broke Flav's heart when she returned to Mattia.
    4. Nick Starcevic and Daniele Donato (Big Brother 8) - Nick has admitted he is in "total like" with Daniele. They officially kissed on a live internet feed. And even though Daniele HAS a boy friend... she still kissed Nick... Nick even went to NY to see Daniele on "The Power of 10" and wrote her a letter when she won HOH.
    5. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (The Hills) - Heidi and Spencer started dating on the MTV show and never looked back... despite a hundred reasons to do so. Heidi's former best friend LC hated Spencer; Spencer comes across as a man-whore; Spencer's best friend Brody is no more; Heidi's parents worry about the young engagement; Spencer is an idiot who thinks graffiti on the living room wall next to arcade games is a mature thing; etc etc etc.

    Top 5 Biggest Upsets in Sports History

    Everyone likes to root for an underdog. Here are a couple sporting events where that support paid off.

    1. Appalachian State beats #5 Michigan in the season opener at Michigan Stadium (2007): They led nearly the entire game and with seconds left, gave up a big play that put Michigan in the position to win with this field goal...
    2. U.S. beats Soviets Olympic ice hockey, 1980: Not only a huge upset in sports, but an unbelievable moment in the context of American history.
    3. Buster Douglas KOs Mike Tyson for heavyweight championship, 1990: Tyson was seen as invincible at the time, making his improbable loss to little known Buster Douglas all the more surprising.
    4. Golden State Warriors eliminate Dallas Mavericks in the first round of the 2007 playoffs: The Mavericks were the biggest favorites to win the west since the Kobe/Shaq Lakers.
    5. N.C. State knocks off Houston to win 1983 NCAA championship. Everyone counted Jimmy Valvano and his N.C. State team out... but everyone was wrong

    Top 10 Webkinz to Buy

    1. Chocolate Lab


    2. Black Lab


    3. Husky


    4. Koala Bear


    5. Cheeky Monkey


    6. Chihuahua


    7. Hippo


    8. Elephant


    9. Golden Retriever


    10. Gorilla