Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Twitter, Twitter Little Star…

Hey Listers,

Twitter me this, Twitter me that. Doesn’t it seem like Twitter is everywhere now? It’s no illusion, it really is. Over the past year’s traffic has grown 1,043% to nearly 20 million visitors last month. That’s a two followed by 7 zeros. 20 million! That’s the distance between your back door and Venus (the 2nd-closest planet to the sun). That’s 200 times as many people than fit in The Shoe every Autumn Saturday afternoon. So the question is, are you one of those 20,000,000? Have you jumped on the bandwagon yet?

ListAfterList has – you can follow us at and get updates every time a new wiki list is created. And so have many other famous people and cool companies – as well as some losers:

The Orlando Magic: Just got trounced by the Lakers in the NBA Finals.

50 Cent: Lost to Kanye in the rap album sales battle.

Paula Abdul: Being replaced by the new, hotter, younger female judge.

MLB: Ratings continue to plummet as steroid allegations continue to emerge.

Bushnell Boys: My three high school friends that are the epitome of losers.

Dwight Howard: Despite dominating the feeble Cavs in the Eastern Conference finals, Howard and his Magic are truly the first and biggest losers of the 2008-09 NBA season (I may be a biased analyst).

Denise Richards: Anyone who had Charlie Sheen and now doesn’t is a considerable loser.

Dane Cook: Likely the most hated comedian amongst his peers.

Jessica Simpson: Have you seen how much weight she lost? She was huge!

Mandy Moore: Broke up with Vincent Chase in last season’s Entourage… so sad, poor Vinny.

Heidi Montag: Lost any respect she may have had after going on the “I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here” reality TV show.

Ryan Pratt: And you can always follow me if you’re as big of loser as I am.

Lists Hidden in This Newsletter

Top 50 Celebrities on Twitter

Top 25 Famous Athletes on Twitter

Top 50 Must-Have iPhone Apps

NFL QBs with a Zero Passer Rating

Fastest Women's Tennis Serves

Twinkling Stargazing Tips

Top 10 Shoe-Ins For The Pro Football Hall of Fame

Falling Away - Best Places for Fall Foliage

Stupid Things Famous People Said

The Meanings Behind Company Names

PGA Championship: Playoff Losers

ListAfterList Updates and Reminders

Have you tried the new search on LAL powered by Google? It is much more effective. Now you can think of LAL as a place of reference, instead of just a website where you can find randomly cool stuff and interesting trivial lists. Or try using LAL when you are looking for holiday gifts for someone (i.e. Top 10 Gifts for a Star Wars Fan).

Your Fellow Lister,

Ryan Pratt