Friday, September 28, 2007

Most Overrated Celebs

These are some of the most overrated stars and celebs in Hollywood and around the world - and what they are overrated for. Can you think of any others?

1. Ben Affleck - acting
2. Keanu Reeves - acting
3. Paris Hilton - hotness
4. Ozzy Osbourne - funniness
5. Snoop Dogg - rapping
6. Lorne Michaels - hilarity
7. Whoopi Goldberg - as a person
8. Tony Danza - coolness
9. Madonna - singing
10. Arnold Schwarzenegger - acting
11. William Shatner - comedy
12. Jessica Simpson - stupidty

Terribly Bad, Worst Movies Ever

Which movies do you think are the worst of all-time?

1. Battlefield Earth (2000)
2. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3. House of the Dead (2003)
4. Glitter (2001)
5. Spice World (1997)
6. Alone in the Dark (2005)
7. Catwoman (2004)
8. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
9. Baby Geniuses (1999)
10. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
11. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
12. Alone in the Dark
13. Crossover
14. Pinocchio
15. King's Ransom
16. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
17. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
18. Twisted
19. The Master of Disguise
20. Half Past Dead
21. Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
22. Die Hard Dracula (1998)
23. Daddy Day Camp (2007)
24. Surf School (2006)
25. The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)
26. Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu (Turkish Star Wars 2) (2006)
27. Crossover (2006)
28. Anne B. Real (2007)
29. Pledge This! (2003)
30. The Hillz (2004)
31. Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
32. Alone in the Dark (2005)
33. Howard the Duck (1986)
34. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
35. Batman & Robin
36. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
37. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
38. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
39. Myra Breckinridge (1970)
40. Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
41. Redline (2007)
42. Monster A Go-Go (1965)
43. Glen or Glenda (1953)

Monday, September 24, 2007

An Official List of All the Best Buy Store Locations Open at Midnight for the sale of HALO 3

An official list of all the Best Buy store locations that will be open at midnight (Monday Sept 24th night Tuesday Sept 25th morning) for the sale of Halo 3:

  • Hoover, Alabama

  • Phoenix, Arizona

  • City of Industry , California

  • El Cajon , California

  • Fullerton , California

  • Murrieta , California

  • Riverside

  • San Bernardino , California

  • San Francisco , California

  • Woodland Hills , California

  • Denver, Colorado

  • Lone Tree, Colorado

  • Manchester, Connecticut

  • W. Hartford , Connecticut

  • Hialeah, Florida

  • Jacksonville, Florida

  • Orange Park, Florida

  • Regency Mall , Florida

  • Sawgrass , Florida

  • S. Tampa , Florida

  • Waterford Lakes , Florida

  • West Kendall , Florida

  • West Palm Beach , Florida

  • Buckhead , Georgia

  • Illinois, Georgia

  • Burbank , Georgia

  • Downers Grove , Georgia

  • Schaumburg, Georgia

  • Castleton, Indiana

  • Greenwood, Indiana

  • Des Moines, Iowa

  • Jordan Park, Iowa

  • New Orleans, Louisiana

  • Bowie, Maryland

  • Waldorf, Maryland

  • Attleboro, Massachusetts

  • Salem, Massachusetts

  • Seekonk, Massachusetts

  • Watertown, Massachusetts

  • Madison Heights, Michigan

  • Apple Valley, Minnesota

  • Minnetonka, Minnesota

  • Richfield, Minnesota

  • Rochester, Minnesota

  • Mid Rivers Mall, Missouri

  • Oak Park, Missouri

  • South County, Missouri

  • Omaha, Nebraska

  • W. Omaha, Nebraska

  • Henderson, Nevada

  • Deptford, New Jersey

  • Secaucus, New Jersey

  • Midtown, New York

  • NoHo, New York

  • S. Setauket, New York

  • Westbury, New York

  • Carolina Mall, North Carolina

  • Cary, North Carolina

  • Durham, North Carolina

  • Garner, North Carolina

  • Greensboro, North Carolina

  • Charlotte, North Carolina

  • Winston-Salem, North Carolina

  • Florence, Ohio

  • Mentor, Ohio

  • Reynoldsburg, Ohio

  • Tuttle Crossing, Ohio

  • Norman , Oklahoma

  • Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

  • Erie, Pennsylvania

  • South Hills, Pennsylvania

  • Whitehall, Pennsylvania

  • Warwick, Rhode Island

  • Memphis, Tennessee

  • Dallas, Texas

  • Galleria, Texas

  • Greenspoint, Texas

  • North Irving, Texas

  • Plano, Texas

  • San Antonio, Texas

  • Sharpstown, Texas

  • Willowbrook, Texas

  • Newport News, Virginia

  • Virginia Beach, Virginia

  • Bellevue, Washington

  • Green Bay, Wisconsin

  • Madison, Wisconsin

  • Southridge, Wisconsin

    Or buy it here:

    Thursday, September 20, 2007

    Must Haves for Football Season

    It’s mid September. Leaves are changing colors. The weather is getting colder. Another school year has started. And O.J. is finally going to jail (that is kind of like the ultimate make-up call in sports history). But September also brings another football season. And for many men in America, that means couch potato season. And for a lot of women, that means boredom. But it doesn’t have to be that way. So take the advice of one of the greatest characters in movie history, “quid pro quo.” Something for something. A favor for a favor. Give and take. If you just started dating, good luck! No, just kidding, but it will take a little more effort than it will for those couples who have been together long enough to thank the heavens for the plasma screen male babysitter. So while the men are pounding beers and feasting on cheesy poofs, don’t volunteer to be the miserable maid, instead try one of these great ideas. And make sure you buy some of these must-haves:

    What is the Hardest Thing in the World?

    Does anyone have an opinion on what they consider the "hardest thing" in the entire world? Add it in comments if so!

    Most Overrated Actresses

    This is a list of the most overrated actresses. Agree? Add your own to the list in comments:

    Best Movie Characters

    Some movie characters are more memorable than others. And some you will never forget. These are the best movie characters in film history (add your favorites in comments):

    What Kind of Girls are Best in Bed?

    Going to the bar and trying to decide which girl to hit on? It is a tough decision, but take the advice of other listers:

    Monday, September 17, 2007

    America's Best Burgers

    Yumm... these are the best burgers in the United States of America - can you think of any others? Add 'em in comments!

    The Most Important Verses From The Bible

    Which parts of the Bible do you think are the most important? (add them in comments)

    The 12 Steps of Recovery

    A Twelve-step program is a set of guiding principles for recovery from addictive, compulsive, or other behavioral problems, originally developed by the fellowship of Alcoholics Anonymous ("A.A.") to guide recovery from alcoholism. The "twelve steps" were first published in the 1st edition of Alcoholics Anonymous ("The Big Book") in 1939; more than 25 million copies have been printed in many languages. This method has been adapted as the foundation of other twelve-step programs such as Narcotics Anonymous, Overeaters Anonymous, Marijuana Anonymous, Crystal Meth Anonymous, Co-Dependents Anonymous and Emotions Anonymous. Mandated court involvement with 12-step fellowships is a controversial practice of some governments; as stated in the Twelve Traditions, Twelve-step fellowships have no opinion as a group on issues other than personal recovery. As summarized by the American Psychological Association, working the Twelve Steps involves the following:

    Rob & Big Quotes

    We are going to try something new here. If you remember any "Rob & Big" quotes from the MTV reality show, or are watching it right now and want to add some, put them in the comment box. We will create the list like that! Thanks!

    Complete List of 2007 Primetime Emmy Winners

    The 34th Daytime Emmy Awards, commemorating excellence in American daytime programming from 2006, was held on June 15, 2007 at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles, California. CBS televised the ceremonies in the United States. Meanwhile, Creative Arts Emmy Awards were presented one day earlier on June 14 at the Hollywood and Highland Ballroom. Nominations for the children's series categories were announced on February 7, 2007. The rest of the nominations were released on March 14. The "Service Show" award categories were renamed the "Lifestyle" categories. Also a new award for Outstanding Morning Programming debuted. Here are the winners:

  • Best drama series - Fox - 24

  • Best comedy series - NBC - The Office

  • Lead actor, drama series - Fox - Kiefer Sutherland, 24

  • Lead actor, comedy - USA - Tony Shalhoub, Monk

  • Lead actress, comedy series - CBS - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine

  • Lead actress, drama series - NBC - Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU

  • Supporting actress, comedy series - NBC - Megan Mullally, Will & Grace

  • Supporting actor, drama series - NBC - Alan Alda, The West Wing

  • Supporting actress, drama series - Showtime - Blythe Danner, Huff

  • Supporting actor, comedy series - HBO - Jeremy Piven, Entourage

  • Variety, music or comedy series - Comedy Central - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

  • Outstanding miniseries - HBO - Elizabeth I

  • Directing, comedy series - NBC - Mark Buckland, My Name Is Earl

  • Writing, comedy series - NBC - Greg Garcia, My Name Is Earl

  • Directing, drama series - Fox - Jon Cassar, 24

  • Writing, drama series - HBO - Terence Winter, The Sopranos

  • Performance, variety or music program - PBS - Barry Manilow, Barry Manilow: Music And Passion

  • Directing, variety, music or comedy program - Louis J. Horvitz, 78th Annual Academy Awards

  • Writing, variety, music or comedy program - Comedy Central - The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

  • Actor, movie or miniseries - FX - Andre Braugher, Thief

  • Lead actress, miniseries or movie - HBO - Helen Mirren, Elizabeth I

  • Supporting actor, movie or miniseries - HBO - Jeremy Irons, Elizabeth I

  • Supporting actress, movie or miniseries - HBO - Kelly McDonald, The Girl in the Cafe

  • Made for TV movie - HBO - The Girl in the Cafe

  • Reality competition - CBS - The Amazing Race

  • Directing, movie or miniseries or dramatic special - HBO - Tom Hooper, Elizabeth I

  • Writing, movie or miniseries or dramatic special - HBO - Richard Curtis, The Girl in the Cafe

    Funniest 15 Photos From Google Earth Streetview

    Here are the top 15 funny pictures found on Google Earth StreetView:

    1. Female Sunbathers Half-Nude in the Park
    2. Man Entering Adult Bookstore
    Adult Bookstore
    3. The Ultimate RestStop
    Rest Stop
    4. E.T. Evidence
    Diamond Hill Road
    5. Parking Ticket
    Parking Ticket
    6. Robber
    Van Ness Avenue
    7. Yawning, Crying, Yelling, Singing, _______?
    8. Glowing Eyes
    Glowing eyes
    9. Herd of Runaway Shopping Carts
    Center Street
    10. Speeding in a School Zone
    Speeding in School Zone
    11. Rush Hour Traffic Rubik's Cube
    Octavia Boulevard
    12. Giant Pumpkin
    U.S. 287
    13. Nude Mannequin
    14. Brooklyn Battery Tunnel, NY - been closed to video cameras since 9/11
    Brooklyn Tunnel
    15. Got any others? Mention them in comments and where to find them and they might make the list!

    The Dude's Greatest Quotes

    The best quotes from the greatest dude of all time, Jeff Bridges in "The Big Lebowski":

  • Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

  • That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch!

  • Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

  • Thank you, Donny.

  • God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

  • Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

  • It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

  • Racially he's pretty cool?

  • Obviously you're not a golfer.

  • She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

  • Where's the fucking money Lebowski?

  • That rug really tied the room together.

  • Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

  • Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?

  • Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

  • Mind if I do a J?

  • You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

  • Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

  • No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back! He no longer digs her, it's all a show! Ok, so then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase! The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! You threw out a ringer for a ringer!

  • Jesus, man, could you change the channel? ... Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

  • Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?... That was me... and six other guys.

  • Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

  • Well, I still jerk off manually.

  • I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

  • My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

  • At least I'm housebroken.

  • I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.

  • Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron.

  • I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.

  • What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything?

  • Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

  • Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen. ...Flunking social studies.

  • Ow! Fucking fascist!

  • This is a private residence, man!

  • Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary.

  • You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

    Sunday, September 16, 2007

    Top 10+ Most Expensive Baseballs Ever Sold

    :The most expensive baseballs ever sold:

    1. Mark McGwire 70th Home Run Ball (1998) - $3,005,000
    2. Babe Ruth All-Star Game Home Run Ball (1933) - $805,000
    3. Barry Bonds' record-breaking 756th home run ball (2007) - $752,467
    4. Henry Aaron's 755th Home Run Ball (1976) - $650,000
    5. Bonds' 73rd - $517,500
    6. Murray's 500th - $500,000
    7. Mantle's 500th - $250,000
    8. McGwire's 500th - $250,000
    9. Barry Bonds' Home run No. 755, the ball that tied the record (2007) - $186,750
    10. Sosa's 66th - $175,000
    11. Sammy Sosa's 66th homer (1999) - $172,500
    12. Ruth's first at Stadium - $130,000
    13. Fisk's Series shot - $120,000
    14. Steve Bartman's foul ball that Chicago fans believe cost the Cubs a trip to the 2003 World Series was bought by someone who plans to destroy it (2003) - $106,600

    Friday, September 14, 2007

    Top 5 Best Playable, Embedable, Widget Games

    Here are the five best games you can play as an embedded widget from Try em out right here!

    INSTRUCTIONS: Click inside the box with mouse, then use arrow keys to move and spacebar to jump.

    INSTRUCTIONS: Click inside the window, then use arrow keys to move.

    INSTRUCTIONS: Use mouse to select game, then use arrow keys to place blocks.

    INSTRUCTIONS: Click in name box and enter name, then use arrow keys to jump.

    INSTRUCTIONS: Use mouse to move and and shoot.

    Thursday, September 13, 2007

    Ten Rules to Live By

    Don't take life too seriously... but be sure to follow these 10 rules:

    1. Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak
    2. Don’t make mistakes
    3. Don’t be confused by the multiplicity of circumstances
    4. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can over-indulge in today
    5. Remember that while you may be right, you also may be horny
    6. Don’t say anything out loud
    7. Never let a lack of money stop you from doing anything
    8. Never let availability of money stop you from using “lack of money” as an excuse
    9. Never pass up the opportunity to give a friend shit
    10. There’s no such thing as a coincidence

    Lister: Pratt

    Ten of the Best 9/11 Videos

    The events that occurred on September 11th were horrific. No one should have to relive this. But its important to American history. So here are some of the best 9/11 videos you can find on the web:

    1. 9/11 Montage
    2. 3-D Video Makes You Feel Like You are There
    3. Scientists simulate jet colliding with World Trade Center
    4. 2nd Plane from Nearby WTC
    5. Bush's Address & Photos of Ground Zero
    6. Crystal Morning: Radio, 911 Calls, the Dust Cloud from the Street, etc.
    7. News Footage Montage
    8. Home Video from a Distance
    9. A Little Girl Who Misses Her Child (Very sad)
    10. 35 Minutes of Fox News Breaking Report

    Monday, September 10, 2007

    Top Ten 2007 MTV VMA Live Performances

    A list of the top 10 live performances at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards:

    1. Chris Brown - Wall to Wall and Kiss Kiss
    2. Britney Spears - Gimme More
    3. Rihanna - Umbrella
    4. 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - Ayo Technology
    5. Kanye West - Good Life feat. T-Pain
    6. Fall Out Boy & Rihanna- Shut Up Drive
    7. Alicia Keys - No One, Freedom
    8. Timbaland - Bounce & Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
    9. Panic! At the Disco - "The Weight (Live)"
    10. Timbaland - The Way I Are (feat. Keri Hilson), Give It To Me (feat. Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado)
    Runners Up
    Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned
    Kanye West - Stronger

    Thursday, September 6, 2007

    Top 10 Best Web Sites about Lists

    Best lists, worst lists, top 10 lists, overrated lists, sexiest lists, how to lists, etc... It is impossible say who started the phenomenon, but Forbes (100 Richest People) and Time (50 Most Influential People) deserve some credit, along with TV networks like ESPN (Top 10 Plays), E! (100 Greatest Child Stars) and VH1 (50 Sexiest Bods pushed the editorial top ten lists craze and sparked the public interest. And as usual, the Web wasn't far behind. The online market for list Web sites is growing exponentially. And now, with the growing popularity and understanding of Wikipedia, it is possible to create "wiki" lists where the average person can add their own opinions to lists, and create their own top tens. Today, sites everywhere clamor to be on top of a new list - the list of The Top 10 Best Web Sites about Lists:

    1. ListAfterList

    2. OnMyList

    3. Unspun

    4. Cracked

    5. List of Bests

    6. Ta-da Lists

    7. Best of Craigslist

    8. Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Lists

    9. Wikipedia Lists of Topics

    10. Top Ten Lists

    Wednesday, September 5, 2007

    Top 20 Best Picture Oscar Contenders for 2008

    An early look at the top twenty best films of 2007-2008 vying for the Best Picture Academy Award:

    1. Reservation Road
    2. Kite Runner
    3. No Country for Old Men
    4. American Gangster
    5. Lions For Lambs
    6. Rendition
    7. In the Valley of Elah
    8. Michael Clayton
    9. The Golden Age
    10. Atonement
    11. 3:10 To Yuma
    12. Eastern Promises
    13. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
    14. Into The Wild
    15. Cassandra's Dream
    16. Lust, Caution
    17. Once
    18. The King of Kong
    19. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
    20. There is still a lot of time left! Any suggestions?

    Entourage: Ari Gold Quotes

    On the TV show "Entourage," Vincent Chase's agent Ari Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, is one the most memorable characters HBO has produced since Tony Soprano. Here are some of his infamous quotes.

  • I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of 'em. They're all just a number: Like Wife number 1 and Therapist number 7. Good day!

  • You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch.

  • You want to hire Max Ballard. He's Dakota Fanning with a dick.

  • I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm fucking the gardener.

  • What if I told you I had a 22 inch dick? Would that be something that you would be interested in?

  • I want every desk to be sterile enough for you to get trained on!

  • Hug it out, bitch!

  • Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch Chop suey!

  • Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my c*ck!

  • You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins.

  • No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag!

  • Good for you E; I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.

  • I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess.

  • Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker?

  • You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.

  • You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.

  • I would say let's hug it out but I don't want you drawing wood.

  • You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?

  • He will sue you - he'll take everything you have - he'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.

  • Now how ‘bout a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner

  • Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!

  • Silence is fucking golden.

  • You shitty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here, and all you give a fuck about is beating some stupid club record that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure while you fuck your unpaid emasculated husband tonight? How the fuck does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school?

  • Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You're fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.

  • Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.

  • I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot.

  • Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!

  • You know 'The Station Agent,' Eric? Monster hit at Sundance. It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. Last time I saw him he was in a FedEx commercial. They were overnighting him to London. Sundance is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there.

  • You like Gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas.

  • Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!

  • It's like high school. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!

  • I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn't realize you were a cocksucker!

  • There you go, baby -- Men at Work, the land down under...We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe, and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos.

  • f I were to cheat on my wife it’d be with a busty blonde or, you know, an Asian with pointy nipples.

  • Walsh is your boy. You gave him final cut, even though I begged you not to. Now you have to live with it. Or kill him. Actually, that’s a good idea. Kill him, then kill yourself. Could you imagine the outpouring of love and sympathy when Vince loses both of you. I could have him back on top in three months.

  • No, I don’t tell you what I like. My old assistant is supposed to tell you what I like, and then he is supposed to seamlessly train you so that the only change in my life comes when I have to write out a Christmas bonus. Get out of here, Glen. Anywhere but here, or I will kill you. I only want Lloyd and I will get him myself.

  • No questions, Lloyd. Not until you stop dressing like Paula Poundstone.

  • I teach my son to never let people just take things from him. It’s my Israeli blood.

  • When a director falls for an actor on set, all bets are off. When he doesn’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house.

  • They shot ‘King Kong’ in New Zealand but that monkey still climbed the Empire State Building.

  • A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer — who knows? What I do know is $60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. That’s me and Vince, not you and me, E. Impressive, huh?

  • Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are!

  • Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?

  • What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?

  • Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates.

  • Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well.

  • Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct!

  • I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid.

  • Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.

  • Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!

  • Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool.

  • You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!

  • Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock.

  • Well, we need him ’cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!

  • Weird, I used to push-up on Dana Gordon like this. True story.

    Moving On, To, and From

    It’s September and it’s “moving” time. Moving schools, moving homes, moving through lifestyles. Moving from one season to the next. Moving nearer the weekend. Around the world everyone and everything is moving:
    • The seasons are moving from the stifling summer towards an appeasing autumn.
    • Students are moving from one grueling grade to the next.
    • Teenagers are moving from their strict parents’ homes to the independence of dorms.
    • If you are a twenty-something, chances are you are moving from one 12-month leased apartment to another.
    • Football finally moves from the pointless pre-season to the regular season on Thursday.
    • The University of Michigan, Florida State and Notre Dame are moving out of the Top 25 Polls.
    • Television networks are moving from summer programming back into the regularly-scheduled fall lineup.
    • It’s mid-week, so we are moving ever closer to another work-free weekend.
    • Monday was Labor Day, so you have to move all your white shorts and skirts back to attic for another bland winter.
    • The United States economy is moving the wrong way.
    • Michael Vick is preparing to move out of his massive mansion to a pocket-sized prison.
    • Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are moving towards motherhood.
    • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to need to move to a bigger home, stating their desire for more children.

    Apple's new iPod Touch: Features and Details

    Apple just introduced the new iPod Touch. "The iPod touch is a landmark iPod, ushering in a whole new generation of features based on its revolutionary multi-touch interface and built-in Wi-Fi wireless networking," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. "People are going to be amazed at how thin it is and how much it does." It is basically the iPhone without the phone.

    Apple iPod Touch features:

    • 3.5 inch touchscreen
    • 8mm thin
    • cover flow library browsing (finger dragging you see on every iPhone commercial)
    • 22 hours of audio playback
    • 5 hours of video playback
    • availability later this month
    • the 8GB iPod touch model is $299 and the 16GB model is $399
    • Apple's multi-touch user interface (same user interface as the Apple iPhone)
    • WiFi internet connection
    • Safari web browser
    • YouTube capable
    • iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store, which lets you buy songs on the go on the iPod touch
    • motion sensors that automatically readjust the screen to landscape or portrait mode, depending on how you're holding the device
    • AND an exclusive agreement with Starbucks that allows you to access the iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store for free in participating US Starbucks stores starting next month. When you enter a participating Starbucks location, your iPod touch, iPhone, or PC or Mac(R) running iTunes will automatically recognize the iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store. You can see what song is currently playing or has recently played in the store, and immediately preview, buy and download it over Wi-Fi.
    Apple iPod Touch - Walkthrough from -

    Tuesday, September 4, 2007

    Top 5 Showmances in Reality TV History

    Here are some of the best showmances in reality television history:

    1. Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich (Survivor All-Stars) - Rob and Amber fell in love during the filming of All Stars. Many of us - myself included - thought that this was just another one of Rob's dastardly deeds. However, it seems that Rob really fell hard for Ms. Brkich.
    2. Nick Warnock and Amy Henry (The Apprentice) - It was kinda cute watching two eggheads in love. Well, sort of. Nick and Amy certainly held each other in high regard. They flirted, and it showed. So much so that The Donald picked up on it in the boardroom.
    3. Brigitte Nielsen and Public Enemy's Flavor Flav (Surreal Life) - Gitte and Foofie as they called each other sure made a striking - and surprising - couple. They seemed to give the rest of us hope that any two people could find each other. VH-1 immediately figured out the marketability these two had. That's when Strange Love was born. Strange Love was a look at the relationship of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen despite some serious complications, such as her engagement to Mattia Dessi. In the end, Gitte broke Flav's heart when she returned to Mattia.
    4. Nick Starcevic and Daniele Donato (Big Brother 8) - Nick has admitted he is in "total like" with Daniele. They officially kissed on a live internet feed. And even though Daniele HAS a boy friend... she still kissed Nick... Nick even went to NY to see Daniele on "The Power of 10" and wrote her a letter when she won HOH.
    5. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (The Hills) - Heidi and Spencer started dating on the MTV show and never looked back... despite a hundred reasons to do so. Heidi's former best friend LC hated Spencer; Spencer comes across as a man-whore; Spencer's best friend Brody is no more; Heidi's parents worry about the young engagement; Spencer is an idiot who thinks graffiti on the living room wall next to arcade games is a mature thing; etc etc etc.