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Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Friday, February 8, 2008

Just Shut Up!

This is a list of people you wish would just shut up!



  • Brian McNamee (or should we say Brian McNamer) - hows come no one realizes the fact he does an incentive to lie! He had to name some juicy names to get a pardon from legal actions against himself, so who better to name then Roger Clemens?! Duke lacrosse case repeat!


  • NFL Pro Bowl - we know, no one watches it, you don't have to keep reminding us, change the date/system or just shut up!


  • The sports world about Barry Bonds (we all know he did steroids and we will never prove it)


  • Schools saying that dodgeball is not allowed in schools (you have to be kidding me, no wonder our nation's children are getting so fat)


  • News people about Anna Nicole's baby (leave the woman to rest in peace and let them figure out who the best guardian will be - its not as if we have any say or clue)


  • Entertainment shows and magazines about Britney Spears (leave the poor girl alone)

    read about more people who should JUST SHUT UP! here



    Wednesday, January 9, 2008

    The Many Stages of Britney Spears

    She's a woman of many facets, transitioning from a sweet young girl to a suicidal skin head and everything in between. Think we need another step? Add it!

    1. Mickey Mouse Club Britney- A young Britney first steps into the spotlight on "The Mickey Mouse Club" alongside a slew of other would-be stars. How sweet.
    2. Sexy Schoolgirl Britney- A 17 year old Britney kicks off her musical career with her innocent-yet-not-quite-innocent look and attitude. See Rolling Stone cover et al.
    3. Incredibly Ripped & Oversexed Britney- Comes into her own, and into the gym. She's not. that. innocent!
    4. Rebellious Britney- The beginning of the downfall. Still a nice physique, but she starts smoking cigarettes and wearing trucker hats, likely as a result of dating K-Fed.
    5. Pregnant Britney- A bun in the oven! and then another bun!
    6. White Trash Britney- Dyeing her hair from black to blonde every other day, wearing clothes from Wal-Mart, making love to In-N-Out Burger.
    7. Dangerous Bald Britney- She shaves her head, ends up in rehab several times, tries to commit suicide. Attacks a paparazzi's car with an umbrella. This is very bad - but great publicity.
    8. Borderline Big Comeback Britney?- She seems to have gotten most of her body back and doing small shows. Who knows what's in store?
    9. VMA Britney - A lip-syncing, chubby, rhythmless glimpse of her old self.
    10. Anti-Court-Appearance Britney - Time and time again she fails to show up for her appointed court dates over the dispute of her children's guardianship.
    11. Partying Aunt Britney - Her little, 16-year-old sister is pregnant, and she hears the news first from TMZ reporters spotting her outside of clubs and late-night shopping sprees.
    12. Crazy Laughing Gurney Britney - Spears reportedly took over 100 pills during a massive 36-hour drugs binge last week, before being wheeled out of her home on a gurney (laughing hysterically) on her way to being hospitalized for a mental evaluation.

    Tuesday, October 16, 2007

    I have the McDonalds Monopoly Boardwalk game piece stamp, does anyone have the Park Place stamp? I'll split the $1 million with you!


    Crazy Things You Can Say to Get Everyone's Attention

    Any of these things would surely grab your attention:



  • I have the McDonalds Monopoly Boardwalk game piece stamp, does anyone have the Park Place stamp? I'll split the $1 million with you!


  • Did you hear Britney Spears is pregnant again with ________'s child?!


  • South Florida is playing Boston College in the NCAA College Football BCS national championship game!


  • Click here and win a free Apple iPhone!


  • Get a ______________ completely free!!


  • A black woman is the President of the United States of America!


  • We caught Osama Bin Laden!


  • Gas is 99 cents per gallon!


  • The American Idol season finale is tonight!


  • Iran is planning to fire their nuclear missiles!


  • A young blonde girl is missing!


  • Monday Night Football is being canceled!


  • Check out this two-headed ___________!


  • ______ ______ was found in a dog fighting ring!


  • Steve Jobs has announced Apple's new _____________!

    Thursday, September 20, 2007

    Most Overrated Actresses

    This is a list of the most overrated actresses. Agree? Add your own to the list in comments:

    Monday, September 10, 2007

    Top Ten 2007 MTV VMA Live Performances

    A list of the top 10 live performances at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards:

    1. Chris Brown - Wall to Wall and Kiss Kiss
    2. Britney Spears - Gimme More
    3. Rihanna - Umbrella
    4. 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - Ayo Technology
    5. Kanye West - Good Life feat. T-Pain
    6. Fall Out Boy & Rihanna- Shut Up Drive
    7. Alicia Keys - No One, Freedom
    8. Timbaland - Bounce & Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
    9. Panic! At the Disco - "The Weight (Live)"
    10. Timbaland - The Way I Are (feat. Keri Hilson), Give It To Me (feat. Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado)
    Runners Up
    Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned
    Kanye West - Stronger