Sunday, December 30, 2007

Ten New Years Resolutions We Can Actually Keep

The "experts", who ever the experts are, recommend that when making New Years Resolutions one should make resolutions they can keep. You know like Watch Less TV. I have never really taken the experts advice in the past but this year I thought I might start a list of resolutions that one could keep, pretty easily, thus improving their self esteem. This is just a starter list, add your own, I need some ideas.

1. Gain 30 pounds.. This would be much easier and more fun than losing 10.
2. Insist on taking everything personally. The world revolves around me doesn't it?
3. Lust in your mind, daily
4. Always, No not always, Never, yeah never, no not never.. Sometimes okay Occassionally be courteous
5. Avoid shooting a nail gun up your nose
6. Put things off, in other words procrastinate more.. Begin sometime next year if possible
7. Eat,sleep,breath, and void yourself of waste and gases when necessary or fun
8. Listen to your friends, then ignore their advice
9. Create more than your fair share of carbon monoxide
10. Laugh at innapropriate times

10 Tips to Keep Your New Year's Fitness Resolutions

Your intentions are good; you've made a resolution to eat right, lose weight, and become more active. But how do you turn those New Year's promises into action and results?

1. Get out of your chair right now!
2. Throw out your scale!
3. Eat less, more often!
4. Believe you can do this!
5. Keep it real!
6. Know what you want!
7. Dump the chips!
8. Hold yourself accountable!
9. Always move forward!
10. Take pride in every achievement!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Top 10 Christmas Songs Ever

This is a list of songs that everyone will enjoy listening to at Christmas, sitting around the Christmas evergreen with an open fire roaring, sipping eggnog and hot cocoa. I hope you find this list useful when making a list of songs to download or CDs to buy this holiday season!

1. White Christmas - Bing Crosby
2. The Chipmunk Song -- The Chipmunks
3. Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry
4. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jimmy Boyd
5. Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms
6. The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
7. Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
8. Here Comes Santa Claus - Gene Autry
9. Little Drummer Boy - Harry Simeone Chorale
10. Donde Esta Santa Claus - Augie Rios
11. add more here

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Baseball's Mitchell Report List of Players Using Steroids

The 300+ page report unveils more than 50 names (each of the 30 MLB teams having at least one player), including some MVPs and perennial All-Stars.

1. Roger Clemens
2. Albert Pujols
3. Nomar Garciaparra
4. Johnny Damon
5. Pudge Rodriguez
6. Gary Sheffield
7. ... see the entire list of 75+ names (and growing) by clicking here

Monday, December 10, 2007

Paris Hilton's Boyfriends & Partners

What's sex with Paris Hilton like? You can ask these people! These are just some of the people we know Paris Hilton has slept with or dated:

1. Boyfriend: Jason Shaw (actor, ex-, broken engagement, b. circa 1973)
2. Boyfriend: Nick Carter (dated 2003-04)
3. Slept with: Rick Salomon (appears in sex tape)
4. Slept with: (reportedly) Oscar De La Hoya, Brandon Davis, Leonardo DiCaprio,
5. Slept with: Robert Evans, Colin Farrell, Edward Furlong, Vincent Gallo, Jamie Kennedy,
6. Slept with: Jared Leto, Robert Mills (5th place in 2003 Australian Idol), Mark Philippoussis,
7. Slept with: Simon Rex, Jake Sumner (son of Sting), Deryck Whibley,
8. Slept with: Paris Latsis (Greek shipping heir, dated 2004-05, ex-, broken engagement)
9. Slept with: Tom Sizemore (according to him, she disputes)
10. Boyfriend: Joe Francis (ex-, according to
11. Boyfriend: Stavros Niarchos III (Greek shipping heir, grandson of Stavros Niarchos, dated 2005-06)

I Wish I Had a ______________!

Finish that sentence: "I wish I had a _____________!"

  • a millions dollars

  • a kind, loving, sexy, wife

  • a Porsche 911 Carerra

  • a ticket to tonight's Cavaliers v Pistons playoff game in Detroit

  • a dog that didn't get into the trash

  • a life

    add a new one by clicking here

    2007 Spike Video Game Awards

    The Spike Video Game Awards (VGA) is an award show that recognizes the best computer and video games of the year. Started in 2003, the Spike TV Video Game Awards garnered much attention, since video game awards were not common prior to its introduction. These are the winners from 2007:

  • Game of the Year: BioShock
  • Studio of the Year: Harmonix
  • Best Shooter: Call of Duty : Finest Hour
  • Best RPG: Defjam: Vendetta
  • Best Military Game: Call of Duty : Finest Hour
  • Best Individual Sports Game: Nascar 02'
  • Best Handheld Game: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
  • Best Graphics: Crysis
  • Best Game Based on a Movie or TV Show: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Best Rhythm Game: Guitar Hero 3
  • Best Driving Game: Need For Speed Underground
  • Best Action Game: Turak
  • Best Team Sports Game: NBA 05'
  • Best Soundtrack: Guitar Hero 3
  • Breakthrough Technology: Sega Genesis
  • Best Xbox 360 Game: BioShock
  • Best Wii Game: Elebits
  • Best PS3 Game: Metal Gear Solid
  • Best PC Game: The Sims
  • Best Original Score: Tomb Raider
  • Best Multiplayer Game: Halo 3
  • Most Addictive Video Game fueled by Dew: Halo 3

    Best Christmasy Things to Do in Columbus, OH

    Here are some of ideas of things to do during the festive holiday season in Columbus, Ohio:

  • Gahanna Parks & Recreation Winter Wonderland at Creekside Park - Stroll along Big Walnut Creek and view breathtaking light displays and festive holiday decorations inspired by Mother Nature. (free)
  • Gingerbread Season at Herb N Ewe - Fascinate your child as you walk through Candyland escorted by a real gingerbread man and visit a full-size gingerbread cottage. Visit King Kandy’s enchanted candy shop and stop along the way to design your own gingerbread cookie. (free)
  • Zoo in Lights - Christmas lights decorating the entire Columbus Zoo
  • Spaghetti Warehouse's Mayhem & Mystery: A Holiday Harmony--Crooning with Scrooge - A Christmas party turns sober when holiday banter turns toward the deplorable treatment of the poor, and a certain Jacob Marley turns up missing in M&M's annual holiday production. ($24)
  • Echoes in Time Theatre: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: An Evening with Clement Moore - Westerville's Ronald St. Pierre portrays the 19th-century author in a performance of Moore's life and thoughts on writing his well-known poem, T'was the Night Before Christmas. ($3 - $7)
  • Holiday Fantasy of Lights - Halfway through the Holiday Fantasy of Lights is a shelter house you can stop at and shop. It’s filled with holiday goodies and tourist-type gifts. They have free cookies and cider also. The price per car is $10 Monday through Thursday running 5:30 to 9:30 and $15 Friday through Sunday, 5:30 to 10:30.
  • Christmas Lights Set to Music Decoration - In Alum Creek, there is is a home with a magical light display set to music. Drive up, tune in to the FM station displayed, and watch for as long as you'd like.
  • Drive past the Ohio Statehouse on Broad and High to see the huge lit holiday tree (and several smaller trees) along with the beautiful décor on the Statehouse itself.
  • State Auto Insurance life-size nativity scene. It’s a beautiful and realistic recreation of the journey and events leading up to Jesus’ birth and Jesus at the manger with Joseph, Mary, angels, animals, shepherds and the Magi.
  • Christmas Shopping at Easton - In the Town Square a 50 foot tree is illuminated with 500 thousand lights.