Don't take life too seriously... but be sure to follow these 10 rules:
| 1. | Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak |
| 2. | Don’t make mistakes |
| 3. | Don’t be confused by the multiplicity of circumstances |
| 4. | Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can over-indulge in today |
| 5. | Remember that while you may be right, you also may be horny |
| 6. | Don’t say anything out loud |
| 7. | Never let a lack of money stop you from doing anything |
| 8. | Never let availability of money stop you from using “lack of money” as an excuse |
| 9. | Never pass up the opportunity to give a friend shit |
| 10. | There’s no such thing as a coincidence |
Lister: Pratt
