Ten Rules to Live By

Don't take life too seriously... but be sure to follow these 10 rules:

1.	Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak
2.	Don’t make mistakes
3.	Don’t be confused by the multiplicity of circumstances
4.	Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can over-indulge in today
5.	Remember that while you may be right, you also may be horny
6.	Don’t say anything out loud
7.	Never let a lack of money stop you from doing anything
8.	Never let availability of money stop you from using “lack of money” as an excuse
9.	Never pass up the opportunity to give a friend shit
10.	There’s no such thing as a coincidence

Lister: Pratt