Here are some quotes from the hit TV show "Rob & Big" on MTV, starring Rob Dyrdek and Chris "Big Black" Boykin:
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| Rob: Have you ever farted and it didn't smell? Big: Not since I was 13. | |
| Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him. | |
| Wing King baby... wing king! | |
| Rob: I'm the skater in the family. Big: I'm the bodyguard. Rob: (Points to Meaty) And you're the puppy. | |
| 22's son, 22's see the rest of the quotes here: ListAfterList.com - Rob & Big Quotes |
The best quotes from the greatest dude of all time, Jeff Bridges in "The Big Lebowski":
| Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. | |
| That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch! | |
| Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! | |
| Thank you, Donny. | |
| God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. | |
| It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. | |
| Racially he's pretty cool? | |
| Obviously you're not a golfer. | |
| She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive. | |
| Where's the fucking money Lebowski? | |
| That rug really tied the room together. | |
| Who the fuck are the Knutsens? | |
| Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go? | |
| Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! | |
| Mind if I do a J? | |
| You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling? | |
| Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself. | |
| No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back! He no longer digs her, it's all a show! Ok, so then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase! The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! You threw out a ringer for a ringer! | |
| Jesus, man, could you change the channel? ... Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! | |
| Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?... That was me... and six other guys. | |
| Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. | |
| Well, I still jerk off manually. | |
| I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir? | |
| My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. | |
| At least I'm housebroken. | |
| I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho. | |
| Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron. | |
| I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. | |
| What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything? | |
| Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house. | |
| Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen. ...Flunking social studies. | |
| Ow! Fucking fascist! | |
| This is a private residence, man! | |
| Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary. | |
| You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? |
On the TV show "Entourage," Vincent Chase's agent Ari Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, is one the most memorable characters HBO has produced since Tony Soprano. Here are some of his infamous quotes.
| I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of 'em. They're all just a number: Like Wife number 1 and Therapist number 7. Good day! | |
| You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch. | |
| You want to hire Max Ballard. He's Dakota Fanning with a dick. | |
| I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm fucking the gardener. | |
| What if I told you I had a 22 inch dick? Would that be something that you would be interested in? | |
| I want every desk to be sterile enough for you to get trained on! | |
| Hug it out, bitch! | |
| Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch Chop suey! | |
| Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my c*ck! | |
| You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins. | |
| No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag! | |
| Good for you E; I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis. | |
| I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess. | |
| Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker? | |
| You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday. | |
| You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface. | |
| I would say let's hug it out but I don't want you drawing wood. | |
| You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box? | |
| He will sue you - he'll take everything you have - he'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle. | |
| Now how ‘bout a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner | |
| Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! | |
| Silence is fucking golden. | |
| You shitty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here, and all you give a fuck about is beating some stupid club record that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure while you fuck your unpaid emasculated husband tonight? How the fuck does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school? | |
| Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You're fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good. | |
| Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed. | |
| I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot. | |
| Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here! | |
| You know 'The Station Agent,' Eric? Monster hit at Sundance. It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. Last time I saw him he was in a FedEx commercial. They were overnighting him to London. Sundance is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there. | |
| You like Gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas. | |
| Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer! | |
| It's like high school. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers! | |
| I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn't realize you were a cocksucker! | |
| There you go, baby -- Men at Work, the land down under...We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe, and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos. | |
| f I were to cheat on my wife it’d be with a busty blonde or, you know, an Asian with pointy nipples. | |
| Walsh is your boy. You gave him final cut, even though I begged you not to. Now you have to live with it. Or kill him. Actually, that’s a good idea. Kill him, then kill yourself. Could you imagine the outpouring of love and sympathy when Vince loses both of you. I could have him back on top in three months. | |
| No, I don’t tell you what I like. My old assistant is supposed to tell you what I like, and then he is supposed to seamlessly train you so that the only change in my life comes when I have to write out a Christmas bonus. Get out of here, Glen. Anywhere but here, or I will kill you. I only want Lloyd and I will get him myself. | |
| No questions, Lloyd. Not until you stop dressing like Paula Poundstone. | |
| I teach my son to never let people just take things from him. It’s my Israeli blood. | |
| When a director falls for an actor on set, all bets are off. When he doesn’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house. | |
| They shot ‘King Kong’ in New Zealand but that monkey still climbed the Empire State Building. | |
| A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer — who knows? What I do know is $60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. That’s me and Vince, not you and me, E. Impressive, huh? | |
| Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are! | |
| Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd? | |
| What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other? | |
| Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates. | |
| Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well. | |
| Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct! | |
| I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid. | |
| Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases. | |
| Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood! | |
| Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool. | |
| You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers! | |
| Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock. | |
| Well, we need him ’cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here! | |
| Weird, I used to push-up on Dana Gordon like this. True story. |
William Gareth Jacob Busey, Sr. (born June 29, 1944) is an Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe Award-nominated American film and stage actor. He has recently become a recurring guest cameo in the HBO TV series "Entourage" and a fan favorite. Here are some of his crazy quotes from the show (and his life):
| Entourage: Gary's Desk | |
| “ I painted George Hamilton white. I took 200 pounds off Dom DeLuise by painting him with vertical stripes.” | |
| You worked craft service on Lethal Weapon 1 didn’t you? | |
| I know you. You are a gut maggot with no guts. | |
| What is emotional confusion you ask? It’s like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnight. | |
| Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes. | |
| Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling. | |
| So... you've come to acquire my newly-acquired desk. | |
| Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives. | |
| Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing. | |
| I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs. | |
| My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties. | |
| The experiences that God gave me to go through... which were cocaine, which were extravagant living in the fast, fast, fast, fast, fast lane, see? | |
| There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor. | |
| “Imagine the peace symbol. The peace symbol has three pieces in it. One piece is emotion, that's your body. Another piece has spirit in it, that's your fuel. Another piece has intellect in it and that's your steering wheel. You can never overdo the fuel that goes into the body, which is the emotions and the steering wheel to drive it.” | |
| “When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant.” | |
| It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse. |
