Worst Pickup Lines to Try on Women

Unbelievably Bad Pickup Lines These are some of the most unbelievable, terrible, awkward, slap-worthy pickup lines ever used by people: Lister:Ryan Category:Life & Love

List of Worst Jobs in the World

Worst Jobs in Working World If you wake up in the morning thinking about how bad your job sucks, at least you don't have to do this: (all of our apologies if this is your job) Lister:Pratt Category:Jobs & Careers

List of NFL Teams to Finish the Season with 1 Win

Worst NFL Team Records Ever: One-Win Seasons All eight of these football teams finished the regular season with only 1-win: Lister:Pratt Category:Sports

Top 10 Worst Nicknames in Sports

These athletes truly got the short end of the stick:

1.	NHL Scoring Legend: Guy “the Flower” Lafleur
2.	Cy Young MLB Pitcher: Randy "Big Unit" Johnson
3.	NHL Forward: "The Gaye One" Gaye Stewart
4.	Former Boxing Champion: Pernell “Sweet Pea” Whitaker see the rest of the list and add more bad nicknames here: http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/11574/Sports++Recreation/Top+10+Worst+Nicknames+in+Sports.aspx

List of Things Not to Put on Your Resume

Top 100 Resume Blunders, Bloopers and Mistakes Here are some terribly funny mistakes from real resumes taken from real hiring managers, recruiters, job posting websites, etc. - make sure you learn from their mistakes! Lister:Ryan Pratt Category:Jobs & Careers

Things You Didn't Know Were Bad for Your Teeth

Take notice of all the items of this list, b/c teeth whitening won't help you for long if you are eating and drinking all of these items:

	Apple juice (more sugar than soda pop)
	Bottled water (only b/c it doesn't have flouride tap water does)
	Coffee (stains yellow)
	Gatorade (erodes teeth faster than Coke and Red Bull)

see the rest of the list here

Biggest Choke Artists in Sports

What person or team do you think has a reputation for choking in the big moment, and why? Add yours here...

	2000 Portland Trail Blazers
	Anaheim-California Angels
	Buffalo Bills - 0-4 in the biggest sport's biggest game
	Phil Mickelson - Lefty drives it into the woods on #18 at the US Open, then drive off a roof. His bogey costs him a major.
	Minnesota Vikings - Before the Buffalo Bills refined futility in the big game, the Vikings invented it
	Scott Norwood - "he missed it!" see more CHOKE ARTISTS here http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/1594/Sports++Recreation/The+Biggest+Choke+Artists+in+Sports.aspx

Most Thoughtless Gifts Ever

Let's play Family Feud... Name the most thoughtless gifts you can give (or receive):

	Cash
	Gift certificate
	Clothing

to add your own, and see the rest of the list, click here

Fruits You Wouldn't Want Your Body Shaped Like

Better hit the gym if your body starts to look like this (or at least start eating more of these):

	Pear
	Apple
	Watermelon

see the rest here

Top 10 Worst Wildfires in World History

A wildfire, also known as a wildland fire, forest fire, vegetation fire, grass fire, peat fire, bushfire, or hill fire, is an uncontrolled fire often occurring in wildland areas, but which can also consume houses or agricultural resources. These are some of the worst wildfires in recorded history:

1.	The Milford Flat Fire which burned in 2007 in Utah is statistically the largest fire burning in Utah's history. At the time,Governor Jon Huntsman, Jr. stated that it is the biggest fire burning in the world. This fire burned 363,052 acres.
2.	The 2003 Okanagan Mountain Park Fire was started by a lightning strike near Rattlesnake Island in Okanagan Mountain Park in British Columbia, Canada, during one of the driest summers in the past decade. The final size of the firestorm was over 250 square kilometres (61,776 acres). 60 fire departments, 1,400 armed forces troops and 1,000 forest fire fighters took part in controlling the fire, but were largely helpless in stopping the disaster.
3.	The Yellowstone National Park Fire of 1988 burned well over 793,880 acres (321,271 ha) before the winter snows put out the flames. (See: Yellowstone fires of 1988)
4.	One of the largest known wild fires, was the Great Fire of 1910, that burned in Montana and Idaho.
5.	Siege of 1987 Refers to a complex of fires in northern California and southern Oregon that burned a total of about 650,000 acres. These fires were started by a large lightning storm in late August. The storm started roughly 1600 new fires, most caused by dry lightning. Firefighting efforts continued into October, before the majority of the fires were controlled.
6.	McNally Fire Sequoia NF burned roughly 151,000 acres in 2002, and is the largest wildfire recorded in the forest's history.
7.	The 2003 Canberra bushfires infinged on the Australian capital itself. A firestorm raced through Canberra suburbs on January 18, 2003 and damaged or destroyed 431 homes.
8.	The 2007 Greek fires were some of the deadliest in world history, killing at least 64 people in Peloponnese and Evia.
9.	The Zaca Fire in California in 2007 - The blaze was started July 4 by sparks from water pipe repair equipment. The fire had a containment cost of $117 million. It was contained on September 2. The Zaca Fire burned Los Padres NF, CA. It burned 240,207 acres. It is the 2nd largest recorded fire in California.
10.	The Malibu California Fires - From the high desert to the Pacific Ocean, out-of-control wildfires engulfed swaths of drought-parched Southern California, claiming one life, destroying several homes and a church in Malibu, and forcing an entire community to evacuate. Thousands more homes remained at risk as hot, dry Santa Ana desert winds continued to churn into the region. The fire burned more than 40,000 acres. Hundreds of patients were being evacuated from a hospital and nursing homes in San Diego County

Most Overrated Celebs

These are some of the most overrated stars and celebs in Hollywood and around the world - and what they are overrated for. Can you think of any others?

1.	Ben Affleck - acting
2.	Keanu Reeves - acting
3.	Paris Hilton - hotness
4.	Ozzy Osbourne - funniness
5.	Snoop Dogg - rapping
6.	Lorne Michaels - hilarity
7.	Whoopi Goldberg - as a person
8.	Tony Danza - coolness
9.	Madonna - singing
10.	Arnold Schwarzenegger - acting
11.	William Shatner - comedy
12.	Jessica Simpson - stupidty

Terribly Bad, Worst Movies Ever

Which movies do you think are the worst of all-time?

1.	Battlefield Earth (2000)
2.	From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3.	House of the Dead (2003)
4.	Glitter (2001)
5.	Spice World (1997)
6.	Alone in the Dark (2005)
7.	Catwoman (2004)
8.	Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
9.	Baby Geniuses (1999)
10.	Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
11.	Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
12.	Alone in the Dark
13.	Crossover
14.	Pinocchio
15.	King's Ransom
16.	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
17.	National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
18.	Twisted
19.	The Master of Disguise
20.	Half Past Dead
21.	Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
22.	Die Hard Dracula (1998)
23.	Daddy Day Camp (2007)
24.	Surf School (2006)
25.	The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)
26.	Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu (Turkish Star Wars 2) (2006)
27.	Crossover (2006)
28.	Anne B. Real (2007)
29.	Pledge This! (2003)
30.	The Hillz (2004)
31.	Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
32.	Alone in the Dark (2005)
33.	Howard the Duck (1986)
34.	Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
35.	Batman & Robin
36.	Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
37.	SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
38.	3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
39.	Myra Breckinridge (1970)
40.	Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
41.	Redline (2007)
42.	Monster A Go-Go (1965)
43.	Glen or Glenda (1953)

Michael Vick's List of Screw Ups

This is a big change for Michael Vick, instead of the entire Cincinnati Bengals running after him, he is making a run at the Bengals - that is, at the number of times you can screw up. Here is a list of the all the times Vick has messed up:

	Weed/marijuana hidden in the bottom of a water bottle at the Miami airport.
	Drug raids at a house he owned (which lead to fed finding a... )
	Dog fighting ring and animal cruelty towards 60 dogs in a house he owned.
	Settled a lawsuit filed by a former girlfriend who said he knowingly gave her a sexually transmitted disease.
	Vick surrounded himself with unsavory associates, two with criminal records for drug trafficking.
	Two friends of Vick pocketed someone's fancy watch at the Atlanta airport, the watch's owner said a Falcons executive offered him money to keep Vick's name out of a police report.
	Lying to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about everything
	Thinking his friends would stick up for him and not rat him out

Signs You're Not Ready to Get Married

Is it possible you are too young to get married? Or too poor? Too immature? Or not really sure what "love" is? Well here are some signs that you may not be ready to get married:

	You have a futon from K-Mart in your living room
	Instead of bills hanging from magnets on your fridge, you have a report card
	The last three meals you've eaten where passed through a window
	Your DVR is filled with shows from MTV
	You still think Thursday night starts your weekend
	Your dog still pisses in your house
	You have to check your bank statement to see if you can afford a 12-pack of Natty
	You know what "Natty" refers to
	Your favorite movie of all-time is "Transformers"
	The last book your read in its entirety was "The Scarlet Letter"
	Justin Timberlake is currently in your car's CD player
	You still have an allowance
	Your iPod is currently paused on AfroMan
	You still have 4 roommates
	The three meals you can cook all have the word "cheese" in them
	Half of your shopping cart consists of Ramen noodles
	Your browser's homepage is set to TMZ or PerezHilton.com

Ten Pitchers Infamous for One Bad Pitch

These pitchers may have been great, they may even end up Hall-of-Famers, but, they will never forget that one bad pitch that will forever live in history - and neither will we!

1.	Ralph Branca (L.A. Dodgers) - "The Shot Heard Round the World" Bobby Thomson's three-run, ninth-inning home run lifts the Giants over the Dodgers in their N.L. playoff series.
2.	Pat Darcy (Cincinnati Reds) - "Fisk waves it fair" Carlton Fisk breaks a 6-6 tie in the 12th inning of Game 6 of the World Series against the Reds with a home run off the Fenway Park foul pole.
3.	Al Downing (L.A. Dodgers) - "715" Henry Aaron passes Babe Ruth as the game's career home run leader when he hits No. 715 on a 1-0 pitch
4.	Dennis Eckersley (Oakland A's) - The Dodgers' Kirk Gibson limps to the plate in the ninth inning of Game 1 of the World Series and, on a 3-2 count
5.	Mike Bacsik (Washington Nationals) - "756" On August 7th, 2007 he gives up the 756th home run for Barry Bonds, moving him to No. 1 all-time in MLB history
6.	Steve Trachsel (Chicago Cubs) - "62" Mark McGwire lights up Busch Stadium with his record-setting 62nd home run, a laser-like line drive over the left field fence
7.	Eric Show (San Diego Padres) - Pete Rose, in his first at-bat of the night, drives a 2-1 pitch into left-center for his 4,192nd hit, breaking Ty Cobb's career record.
8.	Mark Littell (Kansas City Royals) - New York wins its first A.L. pennant since 1964 when Chris Chambliss hits a ninth-inning homer in Game 5 of the ALCS, setting off a wild celebration at Yankee Stadium.
9.	Rich Gossage (New York Yankees) - Winning a matchup made in baseball heaven, George Brett homers in Game 3 of the 1980 ALCS to propel the Royals to a stunning sweep.
10.	Donnie Moore (California Angels) - Dave Henderson's stunning two-out, two-run, ninth-inning home run brings the Red Sox back to life in Game 5 of the 1986 American League Championship Series.

Who's the Boss?

Romeo Crennel is a teddy bear – a cuddly, nice, smiling, happy teddy bear. He is not a NFL head coach.

“This isn't a soft sport,” Braylon Edwards said in his address to media on Monday. “We don't play chess. This isn't swimming. This is football. It takes a man to play this game and to play this game, you have to have passion. This isn't for the weak-minded, the weak-hearted or soft. This isn't for them. This is for men.”

Well it takes passionate men to coach this game as well. There is a difference between passionate and compassionate, and Crennel is the latter.

Once again Cleveland’s head coaching seat is getting hot, and it’s not because someone has been sitting there too long. It hasn’t even been two full football seasons, and Crennel’s job security is in question after Sunday’s 30 point drubbing by the in-state rival Bengals. Crennel, who is often praised for his defensive mindset, was hiding like Waldo on the crowded sidelines, while defensive coordinator Todd Grantham searched for answers.

It wasn’t just the defense that was struggling. The Browns’ scoreless effort came against a team that had the lowest-ranked defense in the NFL coming into the game. The 30-0 defeat was the first time Browns had been shutout since 1989. It appears that firing – sorry, “accepting the resignation of” offensive coordinator Maurice Carthon was not the solution to the habitually stagnant offense. The slack that decision put in Crennel’s line has been reeled taut, and the hook is still in deep.

Crennel became the Browns head coach on Feb. 8, 2005. His resume was impressive - five Super Bowl victories, 25 years of NFL experience, the tutoring of coaching legends Bill Belichick and Bill Parcells – but there is no formula for head coaching. Top assistant coaches don’t always make great head coaches. There is a reason why other franchises interviewed Crennel but never offered him a job.

His outstanding career as an assistant in New England is irrelevant. The Patriots constantly lose star players and revered coaches but repeatedly prove to be winners. Crennel had nothing to do with that dynasty.

Crennel is a nice guy, but everyone knows where they finish. Assistant coaches in the NFL can be nice; head coaches cannot. Their job is not about befriending players and being optimistic. It is about motivating. It is about managing. It is about making players and fans believe that the team will win – by actually winning.

Crennel’s record in Cleveland is 9-18 (6-10 in 2005, and 3-8 in 2006). That is one win in every three games. The 2005 season was actually a promising one. Six wins is as much as any member of Dawg Pound could ask of the recently struggling franchise. The team seemed to be improving. This season has proved that wishful theory inaccurate, as the Browns appear to be regressing. Do the math, and the six-pack of victory champagne is as much as he will ever drink. And the Browns have too lucrative history and tradition for that to be acceptable.