This is a big change for Michael Vick, instead of the entire Cincinnati Bengals running after him, he is making a run at the Bengals - that is, at the number of times you can screw up. Here is a list of the all the times Vick has messed up:
| Weed/marijuana hidden in the bottom of a water bottle at the Miami airport. |
| Drug raids at a house he owned (which lead to fed finding a... ) |
| Dog fighting ring and animal cruelty towards 60 dogs in a house he owned. |
| Settled a lawsuit filed by a former girlfriend who said he knowingly gave her a sexually transmitted disease. |
| Vick surrounded himself with unsavory associates, two with criminal records for drug trafficking. |
| Two friends of Vick pocketed someone's fancy watch at the Atlanta airport, the watch's owner said a Falcons executive offered him money to keep Vick's name out of a police report. |
| Lying to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about everything |
| Thinking his friends would stick up for him and not rat him out |