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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Leg-Humping, Ice-Cream-Cone-Licking Dog Lovers

Hey Listers,

There are two types of people in this world: dog owners and those who do not. Surprisingly enough, these groups of haves and have nots do not directly correlate with the other two sectors of people in the world: dog lovers and dog haters.

I am one the rare dog owner lovers. By rare I mean, doesn't it seem like most people who own dogs have nothing but bad things to say about them? "Dumb mutt" this and "stupid animal" that! Mind you most of these people love their dogs behind closed doors, allowing them to sleep on their beds and lick their ice cream cones! But all you, the "oh boy" knock-on-the-door, maybe-you'll-play-with-me new-visitor, ever hear and see is this "fat, lazy" dog that humps legs and steals food off the table.

Okay maybe I contradicted myself with that rant. But truly, most of the world looks at owning dogs like owning a boat. It's better to have a good friend who owns a dog. You can still take it out on the weekend to pick up chicks. It doesn't cost you anything to maintain. And your home won't surprisingly stink of gas when something goes wrong.



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better late than never................

Anonymous said...

只用微笑說話的人,才能擔當重任。..................................................