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Monday, October 3, 2011

Younglings, Yuengling, gather 'round



Today is the day you can finally go to your corner store and buy a 6-pack of Yuengling beer in Ohio.

No more special trips to that gas station just across the River. No more "fair" trade proposals for visiting friends from Pittsburgh. No more extra-large coolers for the sole purpose of stocking up on your annual vacations to the Finger Lakes. Just hop in your car and drive five miles down the road. Whenever you want. Wherever you want. You can get it on draft at the bar for dinner or buy a case for the party this weekend. Which also means...

Today is also the day Yuengling isn't cool.

Not cool like you need a koozie or frosted mug. Cool like "where did you get that?!" cool.

Don't get me wrong, I'll probably drive through Geno's on the way home tonight. My fridge will be fully stocked for poker night. And I'm sure I'll have one in hand Saturday for the game. But come December, my extended-family Christmas list will not include a 6-pack of Yuengling Black & Tan. And I won't be saving that final bottle for a special occasion. But I will be on the hunt for elusive, seasonal, Great Lakes Christmas Ale.

Which brings me to my point: Exclusivity is a rare offer today. It is something to be coveted and nurtured. Don't throw it away for expansion. Expansion that will devalue your product in the long run and leave you with nothing that distinguishes you from your competition. Embrace exclusivity. Cherish it. Promote it. Because come tomorrow, beer is beer, and you'll have nothing "special" left to offer.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Top 10 Most Exciting Players in the NBA Today

The NBA TV ratings are struggling these days, and even David Stern is concerned. But it's blatantly obvious there isn't a whole lot of exciting players in the NBA these days. Who wants to watch the Jazz play the Hawks? However, there are some players who can still draw a crowd and sell tickets!

1. Kobe Bryant - his offensive game is electrifyingly solid, especially in the 4th quarter
2. Lebron James - he is the Chosen One (and beyond the high flying dunks, watch him pass the ball)
3. Tracy McGrady - did you see him dunk over that 7-footer in international play?
4. Vince Carter - the best collection of dunks in dunk contest history
5. Amare Stoudemire - plays big like Yao, yet quick like Iverson
6. Kevin Garnett - ditto
7. Allen Iverson - so fast, so darting, so hard
8. Dwight Howard - he's good on offense, and amping on defense
9. Gilbert Arenas - will hit big shots from anywhere on the floor
10. Michael Redd - just watch him catch fire

Monday, October 1, 2007

Most Expensive Items for Sale on eBay

These are some of the most expensive (and coolest) (and oddest) items for sale on EBAY:



  • World's Largest Emerald Conglomerate Over 180,000 carat - Buy it now $75,000,000.00 - Current auction price $20,999,999.00


  • South West Florida 49.30 Acre Investment Land - Current auction price $18,950,000.00


  • 81.98ct GENUINE EMERALD NATURAL DIAMOND D IF GIA - current auction price $11,999,500.00


  • OCALA HORSE FARM, 292 ACRES in Florida - Current auction price $7,950,000.00


  • Titan Missile Base Central Washington (Former US Intercontinental nuclear missile base) - Current auction price US $1,500,000.00


  • U.S. Patent #6,292,828 Licensing Rights - Buy it now $20,000,000.00


  • Watch Cell Phone Patent for Non-Exc. License #6161005 - Buy it now $20,000,000.00


  • Conan O'Brien Native Eskimo Mask - Current auction price $15,000,100.00 ($40 shipping)

    Tuesday, September 4, 2007

    Top 10 Webkinz to Buy

    1. Chocolate Lab


    2. Black Lab


    3. Husky


    4. Koala Bear


    5. Cheeky Monkey


    6. Chihuahua


    7. Hippo


    8. Elephant


    9. Golden Retriever


    10. Gorilla