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Monday, August 13, 2007

Who is Karl Rove?

Hearing all this news about Karl Rove resigning but not sure who the hell he is? Well here is a quick summary of his life (in list form).

  • Birth - Karl Christian Rove was born on Dec. 25, 1950 in Denver, Colorado.
  • Life - He is best known as the Deputy Chief of Staff to President George W. Bush.
  • Resume - He has headed the Office of Political Affairs, the Office of Public Liaison, and the White House Office of Strategic Initiatives.
  • Prior Career - For most of his career prior to his employment at the White House, Rove was a political consultant almost exclusively for Republican candidates.
  • Why Famous? - On April 23, 2007, a federal agency launched an extensive investigation into the activities of the White House's political operation and its architect, Karl Rove. It is checking whether Rove or other White House aides broke federal laws by making political presentations to government employees encouraging them to find ways to support Republican candidates.
  • Childhood - Rove was born the second of three children in Denver, Colorado, and later raised in Sparks, Nevada. His biological father abandoned the family early on and his mother remarried.
  • 1st Political Experience - In 1960, at the age of nine, Rove decided to support Richard Nixon. According to Rove, "There was a little girl across the street who was Catholic and found out I was for Nixon, and she was avidly for Kennedy. She put me down on the pavement and waled on me and gave me a bloody nose. I lost my first political battle."
  • College - In the fall of 1969, aged 18, Rove entered the University of Utah, on a $1,000 scholarship, as a political science major and joined the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity. However in June 1971, Rove dropped out of college to take a paid position as the Executive Director of the College Republican National Committee.
  • First Scandalous Act - In the fall of 1970, Rove used a false identity to enter the campaign office of Democrat Alan J. Dixon, who was running for Illinois State Treasurer, and stole 1000 sheets of paper with campaign letterhead. Rove then printed fake campaign rally fliers promising "free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing", and distributed them at rock concerts and homeless shelters, with the effect of disrupting Dixon's rally (Dixon eventually won the election). Rove's role would not become publicly known until August 1973. Rove told the Dallas Morning News in 1999, "It was a youthful prank at the age of 19 and I regret it."
  • Mother's Death - In 1981 Rove's mother committed suicide in Reno, Nevada.
  • Rove Meets W - Rove performed small personal tasks for George Bush Sr. as his personal assistant. In November 1973, Bush asked Rove to take a set of car keys to his son George W. Bush, who was visiting home during a break from Harvard Business School. It was the first time the two met. "Huge amounts of charisma, swagger, cowboy boots, flight jacket, wonderful smile, just charisma - you know, wow", Rove recalled years later.
  • Email Scandal - Due to investigations into White House staffers' e-mail communication related to the firing of United States Attorneys, it was discovered that many White House staff members, including Rove, had exchanged documents using Republican National Committee e-mail servers such as gwb43.com, or personal e-mail accounts with third party providers such as BlackBerry, considered a violation of the Presidential Records Act. Over 500 of Rove's emails were mistakenly sent to a parody web site, who forwarded them to an investigative reporter.
  • Resignation - In a Wall Street Journal interview published on August 13, 2007, Rove revealed that he would resign from the Administration effective August 31. Having originally floated the idea of resigning in mid-2006, Rove opted to stay with the White House through the 2006 mid-term elections and a number of policy debates in the first half of 2007. The resignation falls prior to the Labor Day deadline, set by White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolton, for any senior aides wishing to leave the administration prior to the end of President Bush's second term. In a statement, he said, "There's always something that can keep you here, and as much as I'd like to be here, I've got to do this for the sake of my family". Rove is expected to return to Texas following his resignation. He has indicated that he may write a book detailing his career in politics.

    Friday, August 10, 2007

    A Coattail With Handles

    Greetings Listers!

    Do you hate it when people ride the coattails of others? I do! Or should I say, I did. After I started thinking about it, I realized that everyone is always saying life is all about the associations you create with others. So where do you draw the line between mooching and networking?

    • Hillary Clinton didn’t sever ties with Bill (despite his ability to have sex without having “sex”).
    • George W. Bush didn’t change his last name and burn all his birth certificates.
    • Paris Hilton would have nothing if the Hilton Paris was never built.
    • Kobe Bryant rode Shaq’s extra-long coattails to three NBA Championships.
    • And Ben Affleck held on to Matt Damon’s hand as long as he possibly could.

    So, as always, the real question is, how do you feel? Have you gotten where you are today by shoveling your own coal, digging your own ditches, and weeding your own garden? Or did your mom do your homework for you, your dad give you a summer job, joined a fraternity or sorority in college, and now work for your smarter, better-looking best-friend? Hey, I’m not ragging on it, if my best-friend from high school became a successful movie star in Hollywood you better believe I’d be out there swimming in his mansion’s pool and drinking his Bud Light. But just because your last name is Williams, Jones, Miller or Smith doesn’t mean you can the next anchor on NBC’s Nightly News, an adventurous archaeologist in a temple of doom, start your own beer brewing company, or flash your blonde hair and oversized bosoms and get a ring from a rich old oil tycoon.



    Lists in this Newsletter:

    On the Coattails of Others

    What is the Meaning of Life?

    Best Reasons to Join a Social Network

    Hillary Clinton on the Issues

    How Often Should You Have Sex?

    How to Forgive After an Affair

    The Best Bushisms

    Paris Hilton’s Many Boyfriends

    Paris Hilton's cell vs. Hilton Paris rooms

    Dirtiest Plays in Sports History

    Absolute Worst Celebrities Alive

    Entourage: Johnny Drama Quotes

    Who is the Most Famous Williams?

    Who is the Most Famous Smith?

    Who is the Most Famous Jones?

    Who is the Most Famous Miller?



    Names Cursed by the Cover of EA’s Madden Football Video Game

    Guarantee you don’t want to be named to the cover of EA Sports’ Madden Football. Since Garrison Hearst in 1999, NFL players who have graced the cover of EA Sports' Madden NFL video game franchise have suffered injuries or seen less productive seasons. So, is there a curse?

    1999 Garrison Hearst (broken leg)

    2000 Barry Sanders (retired abruptly before season)

    2001 Eddie George (lower production next season)

    2002 Daunte Culpepper (knee injury)

    2003 Marshall Faulk (leg injury)

    2004 Michael Vick (broken leg, preseason)

    2005 Ray Lewis (injuries, less production)

    2006 Donovan McNabb (season ending sports hernia injury)

    2007 Shaun Alexander (injuries, less production)

    2008 Vince Young (nothings happened... YET)


    Releases Tuesday, Aug. 14 - Buy it here now: Madden NFL 08



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    Wednesday, August 8, 2007

    Ten Pitchers Infamous for One Bad Pitch

    These pitchers may have been great, they may even end up Hall-of-Famers, but, they will never forget that one bad pitch that will forever live in history - and neither will we!

    1. Ralph Branca (L.A. Dodgers) - "The Shot Heard Round the World" Bobby Thomson's three-run, ninth-inning home run lifts the Giants over the Dodgers in their N.L. playoff series.
    2. Pat Darcy (Cincinnati Reds) - "Fisk waves it fair" Carlton Fisk breaks a 6-6 tie in the 12th inning of Game 6 of the World Series against the Reds with a home run off the Fenway Park foul pole.
    3. Al Downing (L.A. Dodgers) - "715" Henry Aaron passes Babe Ruth as the game's career home run leader when he hits No. 715 on a 1-0 pitch
    4. Dennis Eckersley (Oakland A's) - The Dodgers' Kirk Gibson limps to the plate in the ninth inning of Game 1 of the World Series and, on a 3-2 count
    5. Mike Bacsik (Washington Nationals) - "756" On August 7th, 2007 he gives up the 756th home run for Barry Bonds, moving him to No. 1 all-time in MLB history
    6. Steve Trachsel (Chicago Cubs) - "62" Mark McGwire lights up Busch Stadium with his record-setting 62nd home run, a laser-like line drive over the left field fence
    7. Eric Show (San Diego Padres) - Pete Rose, in his first at-bat of the night, drives a 2-1 pitch into left-center for his 4,192nd hit, breaking Ty Cobb's career record.
    8. Mark Littell (Kansas City Royals) - New York wins its first A.L. pennant since 1964 when Chris Chambliss hits a ninth-inning homer in Game 5 of the ALCS, setting off a wild celebration at Yankee Stadium.
    9. Rich Gossage (New York Yankees) - Winning a matchup made in baseball heaven, George Brett homers in Game 3 of the 1980 ALCS to propel the Royals to a stunning sweep.
    10. Donnie Moore (California Angels) - Dave Henderson's stunning two-out, two-run, ninth-inning home run brings the Red Sox back to life in Game 5 of the 1986 American League Championship Series.

    Tuesday, August 7, 2007

    Worst 10 Bridge Collapses in History

    Take a look at these horrific bridge collapses that have occurred throughout history:

    1. The Ashtabula River Railroad Disaster - Also called the Ashtabula Horror, was the worst train disaster in American history when it occurred in far northeastern Ohio on 29 December 1876 at 7:28 p.m. As The Pacific Express plowed through the snow and crossed a bridge over the Ashtabula River, about 100 yards from the railroad station at Ashtabula, Ohio, the passengers heard a terrible cracking sound. In just seconds, the bridge fractured and the train plunged 70 feet into a watery abyss. The lead locomotive made it across the bridge, while the second locomotive and 11 railcars including two express cars, two baggage cars, one smoking car, two passenger cars and three sleeping cars and a caboose fell into the ravine below, then igniting a raging fire. Of 159 passengers and crew onboard that night, 64 people were injured and 92 were killed or died later from injuries sustained in the crash (48 of the fatalities were unrecognizable or consumed in the flames.)

    2. The Tay Bridge Disaster - The original Tay Bridge was constructed in the 19th century by noted railway engineer Thomas Bouch, who received a knighthood following the bridge's completion. It spans two small cities in Scotland. Ulysses S. Grant actually commented that it was "a big bridge for a small city." At approximately 7:15 p.m. on the stormy night of 28 December 1879, the central navigation spans of the Tay Bridge collapsed into the Firth of Tay at Dundee, taking with them a train, 6 carriages and 75 souls to their fate. Investigators quickly determined that the cylindrical cast iron columns supporting the 13 longest spans of the bridge, each 245 ft long, were of poor quality.

    3. Silver Bridge, Ohio River - The Silver Bridge was an eyebar chain suspension bridge built in 1928 and was named for the color of its aluminum paint. The bridge connected Point Pleasant, West Virginia and Kanauga, Ohio (near Gallipolis, Ohio) over the Ohio River. On December 15, 1967, the Silver Bridge collapsed while it was choked with rush hour traffic, resulting in the deaths of 46 people. Investigation of the wreckage pointed to the cause of the collapse being the failure, due to a small defect, of a single eye-bar in a suspension chain. Odd events in the area over several months before the collapse, including appearances of a "Mothman," led to a 1975 book The Mothman Prophecies by John A. Keel. The 2002 "based on a true story" movie of the same name.

    4. Sunshine Skyway Bridge - The two-lane bridge was completed in 1954. The southbound span (the one built in 1969) was destroyed on May 9, 1980, when the freighter SS Summit Venture collided with a support column during a storm, sending over 1200 feet of the bridge plummeting into Tampa Bay. The collision caused six automobiles and a Greyhound bus to fall 150 feet, killing 35 people. One man, Wesley MacIntire, survived the fall when his pickup truck landed on the deck of the Summit Venture before falling into the bay. He sued the company that owned the ship, and settled for $175,000 in 1984. He always regretted being the only one to survive the fall[citation needed], and died in 1989. Today, The Sunshine Skyway Bridge, spans Florida's Tampa Bay, and is the world's longest bridge with a cable-stayed main span, with a length of 29,040 feet

    5. Schoharie Creek Bridge, Amsterdam, NY - Schoharie Creek in New York flows from the foot of Indian Head in the Catskill Mountains to the Mohawk River. On the morning of April 5, 1987, after 30 years of service, two spans of the New York State Thruway bridge over the Schoharie Creek collapsed. Five vehicles fell into the flooded river, killing ten of the occupants.

    6. Hatchie River Bridge, Covington, Tenn. - The winter of 1988-89 was a particularly wet one, with the Hatchie River flowing at flood levels from November 1988 through April 1989. On April 1, 1989, an 85-ft (26-m) section of the northbound (original bridge) lanes collapsed after two pile bents failed and dropped three bridge spans more than 20 ft (6.1 m) into the river. Four automobiles and a tractor trailer fell into the gap and all eight vehicle occupants died.

    7. Queen Isabella Causeway, Texas - In the early morning hours of September 15, 2001, four loaded barges crashed into one of the Queen Isabella Causeway's support columns. Three 80-foot sections of the bridge fell into the water, leaving a large gap in the roadway. The collapsed sections were just next to the highest point of the causeway, making it difficult for approaching drivers to notice. Eight people were killed as their cars fell 85 feet into the water. Five vehicles were recovered from the water along with three survivors. The collapse had a significant economic impact on the region since the Causeway is the only road connecting the island to the mainland.

    8. Bridge over I-40 in eastern Oklahoma - A 500-foot section of the bridge collapsed in may of 2002 around 7:30 a.m. when a barge going north on the river struck a pylon. At least nine passenger vehicles and tractor-trailers plunged 60 feet into the Arkansas River below. Seven people died in the horrific tragedy. A truck driver whose tractor-trailer plunged into the river said he did something unusual Sunday that probably saved his life. Rodney Tidwell said, "I had my seat belt on for the first time."

    9. Arroyo Pasajero Bridges, California - On the evening of March 10, 1995, in soggy Southern California near Coalinga, the twin bridges carrying Interstate 5 over the Arroyo Pasajero collapsed, killing seven people. The sandy-bottomed Arroyo, which is normally dry, was no match for the swiftly flowing floodwaters, and the resulting scour around the bridge foundations led to their failure.

    10. Minneapolis Bridge Collapse - As many as 50 vehicles are trapped in the rubble of an interstate bridge collapse. Five people were confirmed dead (expected to rise), and officials said at least 62 people were injured when the Interstate 35W bridge over the Mississippi River collapsed during the Wednesday evening rush-hour in Minneapolis. Twenty to 30 people were missing.


    Two other bridges of interest...

    11. The Koror-Babeldaob Bridge - The Koror-Babeldaob bridge (K-B Bridge) was a 790 ft span concrete box girder bridge connecting the two islands. It was built using the cantilever method in the late 1970s. Socio Construction had offered to build the bridge at half the cost of a proven competitive company. Almost immediately, the bridge's durability was questioned and citizens took safety measures such as driving slowly across it or keeping windows open so as to provide an emergency exit in case of collapse. The 18-year old K-B bridge collapsed abruptly and catastrophically on September 26, 1996 and shut off fresh water and electricity between the islands. In addition, the collapse killed two people and injured four more.

    12. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge - The original Tacoma Narrow Bridge, at all stages of its short life, was very active in the wind. Its nickname of Galloping Gertie was earned from its vertical motions in even very modest winds. It collapsed on November 7, 1940. No human life was lost in the collapse of the bridge; however, it attracted wide attention at the time and ever since, due in part to its capture on film. The failure of the bridge occurred when a never-before-seen twisting mode occurred, from winds at a mild 40MPH. The bridge's spectacular self-destruction is often used as an object lesson in the necessity to consider both aerodynamics and resonance effects in structural and civil engineering.

    Athletic Geniuses and Intelligent Sportspeople?

    American teenagers no longer consider college an educational experience. Intelligence is not something for which many people strive. Alcohol, sex, parties, and freedoms never had before are on eighteen year olds’ minds these days – not calculus, books, libraries, and studying. As we start the 21st century, people are learning the value of money at an early age. Money is the root of all evil and the sin of being greedy are not principal values as they were decades ago. Young kids even have a strong desire to have money. With the media as influential as it is, children learn that apart from winning the lottery, an easy way to get rich quick is to excel in the entertainment industry, especially athletics. Our society must start to stress the importance of getting an education for the sake of being educated. Students must learn in high school that a college degree is much more important than pursuing dreams of a professional athletic career.

    Intelligence and genius has been undermined by popularity. All people want is to be accepted, and the easiest way is to be well-known. Being accepted by peers is the first step to becoming popular. Peer pressures form from this. For one to stay in their room and study is not an action greatly admired by peers. Being social, partying, drinking, and unfortunately even sometimes taking drugs, are more socially acceptable and more widely preferred. For decades now the words “dork”, ”geek”, ”dweeb”, and “nerd” have been used in name-calling to cruelly describe a person who does stay home, does study, and does enjoy reading for entertainment.

    Ethically, education versus athletics is an issue. Most people see athletes as celebrities. Celebrities are obviously popular people. A well educated man rarely becomes a celebrity in the eyes of the people, at least not in American societies. If you ask a kid under the age of twelve who he wants to be when he grows up, he will most likely say some celebrity (Michael Jordan, Superman, etc.). Children spend on average 900 hours a year in school and somewhere between 1,200 and 1,800 hours a year watching television (Barber 206). This constant access to the media is a source for the train of thought people have now-a-days. If books and reading were accentuated more through high school, teens would not watch so much TV, and would learn themselves the importance of intelligence and education. Children would grow up aspiring to be smart, and possibly not so much to be popular.

    LeBron James is a prime example of a kid who has been twisted by the ways of the media and money. LeBron James is an eighteen year old Catholic school student that lives in Akron, Ohio. He has been a decent student most of his life. That is briefly LeBron James, outside of what the media has turned him into now. Not many eighteen year old kids have to deal with all the pressures this boy has brought on himself with his basketball skills. Many people, including well respected scouts and analysts, are saying he is the best high school basketball player ever. He is most likely going to enter the 2003 NBA Draft and be the number one pick. According influential sports marketing consultant Brandon Steiner, LeBron could make six million dollars just in endorsements next year on top of whatever he signs his contract for, which will most likely be a long term deal for roughly $20 million a year (Brown 1). Kevin Garnett signed straight out of high school for a six year, $121 million dollar contract, so some amount greater than that is not at all unlikely. How is an eighteen year old supposed to deal with these opportunities that are handed to him? The importance of getting a college education has to be thrown right out the window in his mind. Why would he ever want to become educated when he is going to make all this money as an uneducated nineteen year old celebrity?

    Reverend Edward A. Mallory once said, “A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.” If the Ohio High School Athletic Association (OHSAA), the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), and professional sports leagues (like the NBA) all worked together and came up with a way to make kids go to college, get good grades, and then after that they could pursue or possibly even be guaranteed a spot where the were headed out of high school, our society would be headed in the right way. James and Garnett would have then been forced to act more as role models and set a positive example to other young people by finishing their education. If kids were persuaded to earn a college degree, not to make the jump from high school to the professional leagues, they would be much more prepared for life. They would understand how most people go through life, and realize the gift they were given. They could also do something with their lives following their professional sports careers. If by chance their careers in athletics did go extremely well, and they spent the remainder of their lives in the sports industry, then they would be educated for the sake of being educated, which is nothing but a plus.

    Today, money does apparently bring happiness though. People find themselves indulged in game shows and lotteries. Everyone just wants an easy buck. Popularity and celebritism bring in money, as our consumer culture teaches. The professional sports industry has grown immensely in the past century. Although it does appear to be easy money, things are not always as they appear. It is extremely hard to become a professional athlete. Even so, there are only about 18,000 professional athletes in the U.S. today. With coaches and sports officials and other related workers there are 129.00 jobs currently available in the U.S. Together, they have an average salary of merely $32,700. Through all the limelight people, especially kids, cannot see that only the great ones in their popular sports earn the millions and millions of dollars. Then, even if you do become a professional athlete, the career is not so glamorous. Most people in the sports industry and expected to work Saturdays, Sundays, evenings, and even holidays. The usually work way over forty hours a week as well.

    The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.” Russell Green was exactly right. Education can leave one with a feeling of accomplishment, and fill holes in one’s life where there is a lack of money, with other, less material pleasures. One’s self esteem can sky rocket with a feeling of being an educated person. Intelligent conversations had with people can also leave a person with a feeling of accomplishment. Earning an education for the sake of education has many positive effects.

    Money can be found following an edification as well. Doctors, lawyers, architects and C.E.O.’s could be considered the cream of the crop when it comes to education and aptitude in our nation. They attend school for a minimum of six years before they can earn their degree, and then usually have to intern for a few more years before they can start their career in their respective occupations. Their prolonged schooling for the sake of becoming educated can lead to life of affluence. An architect who has his or her professional degree can expect to make on the upwards of a $46,000 salary right out of school. If you spend the college hours to become a lawyer the average salary out of school is around $50,000 with a top name firm. A medical doctor can expect somewhere around $120,000 as soon as they begin to practice. If someone were to work their way up the hierarchal ladder to a C.E.O. position of a business, he or she would most likely be earning around $400,000 for their work (“U.S. Dept. Labor”). All of these people have the pride of being an educated soul and working for their money. They were not handed an opportunity to entertain the world with their God-given talents. If students had the frame of mind that they can make a good living for themselves, a living that would last far longer than that of an athletic career (which on average lasts 4 years, depending on the sport), they would strive to become intelligent, not so much athletic.

    Plato profoundly stated, “The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.” If a man does not even start with an education, then where does his future lead? Schooling is such an important part of one’s life. Most Americans do make it through high school, and many even attempt to earn their college degree. It all is headed in the right direction at the moment, but it still needs more improvement. With more significance placed on education, especially for the sake of becoming an educated person, athletics and the entertainment business will continue to thrive, but our nation may find itself with geniuses like Plato as celebrities once again.

    Add More to Your Workout

    You are exhausted and stressed. It feels like there in never enough time to do anything you want to get done. You finally found some time to squeeze in a little exercise. Someone walks up to you and tells you that you could get the same workout you do in an hour, in just ten minutes. Naturally, you would ask – “How?” – wouldn’t you?

    Weight vests are the answer. By adding a weight vest to the exact same workout routine you already have, you can see a major improvement in overall fitness. A weight vest is worn over the shoulders so that the weight primarily lays on the chest and back. Removable weights are placed strategically positioned pockets usually located on the front and back of the vest. Its purpose is to provide a more intense workout in a shorter time. Basically, it works by adding more weight than the body is accustomed to.

    A study done by the Ohio State University showed that people who exercised while wearing weight vests burned 60% more calories than those not wearing a weight vest. The same amount of calories you burn in an hour would take just ten minutes with a weight vest.

    Weight vests have been on the market for about 20 years now. But it wasn’t until recently that they were functional enough for anyone to truly pay attention. Many improvements have been made throughout the years.

    From professional athletes down to the twice-a-week-push-up-and-sit-up guy, weight vests are becoming a steadfast in the ever-evolving world of fitness. They are being used throughout professional and collegiate level sports. Currently teams in the NFL, NBA, and NHL are practicing and conditioning in weight vests. Olympic athletes train in weight vests. High school and college students exercise in weight vests. Young and old. Men and women.

    Weight vests are a magnificent way to increase intensity in current exercise agendas. “The vest was easy to implement into my current workout routines,” said David Sloan, NFL Pro Bowl tight end. “It instantly enhanced my workouts without dictating a new routine.”

    Studies done by both the manufacturers and outsiders prove the value weight vests add. Major universities including University of Southern California, University of Oregon, Ohio State University, Cornell, and Harvard have published research in weight vest training. Tests done by Texas Tech University on 27 athletes (14 of them using weight vests) showed a drastic improvement in vertical leaping ability and 40-yard dash times.

    Professional strength training coaches and the nine-to-fiver alike all can use weight vests. Tom Zupancic, the NFL’s Strength and Conditioning Coach of the Year in 1995 said that weight vests are the best product available for enhancing athletic performance.

    “I use weight vests, and love them,” said Phil Campbell, a speed coach and author with two masters’ degrees. He trains men around the world and with phenomenal results. He is devoted to the use of weight vests in his training. Weight vests are a tool, just like dumbbells and barbells. They aid people in pursuing new levels of fitness and new physical results.

    “As human beings we are mental, physical and spiritual, and if anyone of these is out-of-balance there are problems. If we don’t have strong, fit bodies, the other aspects of life suffer,” Campbell said. There have been studies done that prove this statement. In 1991, a researcher at Kent State, Wotjek Chodzko-Zajko, theorized that aerobic exercise is not only beneficial to a person’s cardiovascular health, but his mental health as well. Through the year studies have come to prove his hypothesis true.

    Weight vests aren’t just for professional athletes and trainers. Lance Corporal Christopher Ayers bought a weight vest right after he returned from Iraq. “Over there we’d wear flak jackets that weighed about 50 pounds. We’d wear it for 20 hours a day in 140 degree weather. I’ve never been as fit. Its amazing how much a weight vest can do for you.”

    Regular physical activity is beneficial to everyone. According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services in the Surgeon General’s Report on Physical Activity and Health, regular physical activity is beneficial to people of all ages, people trying to manage their weight, people with high blood pressure, people with arthritis and everyone under stress, including people with anxiety and depression.

    Health and fitness have become a major focus in the United States in the past 25 years. Campbell states, “Some people spend more of their resources -- money and time -- on the car that they drive. They change the oil and provide maintenance for their car, but we live life, all of it, in our body. The human body is magnificent, but it must have regular maintenance because you can’t trade it in every few years if you don't like it. Obesity stats tell us that over 50 percent of the people the US are grossly out-of-balance, and driving on empty.”

    According to the National Center for Health Statistics in 2004, approximately 64% of people at least 20 years of age are overweight, with 30% of those being obese. According to a report by the Center of Disease Control in 2004, physical inactivity and poor diet contribute to obesity, cancer, cardiovascular disease and diabetes. Together, they account for 400,000 deaths every year. Only tobacco causes more preventable diseases in the United States. Regular physical activity burns calories, an essential part of losing weight or dieting.

    Challenges to becoming a physical fit individual do exist, however. For instance, there are the obvious distractions that technology offer, like playing Madden or watching Seinfeld. There are also time constraints, lack of motivation, unwillingness to change and lack of education about health and fitness in general. Other factors play a role in keeping people from exercising as well. People sometimes simply lack energy or doubt that exercise can improve one’s life.

    The Surgeon General recommends that every person get at least 30 minutes of physical activity a day. It need not be strenuous; however. Walking, mowing the lawn and dancing all burn between 3.5 – 7 Calories per minute (kcal/min). A weight vest can make the least taxing activities a modestly more strenuous.

    Research suggests that if someone where to have the right combination of training tools and a comfortable environment, people would be more likely to start a new workout regime and stick with it for a longer period of time. A weight vest can solve both of these issues. It is an effective training tool. It can be worn anywhere that one feels most comfortable working out. Whether you workout at California Fitness or in your bedroom doing push-ups and sit-ups. It’s like having a personal gym on your shoulders.

    There are several types of activities that could have a weight vest incorporated within the workout. “The key to training with functional resistance like a weight vest is to understand its purpose,” Campbell said. Going into a workout the person should know what muscle groups are being stressed and what a weight vest can add to the workout. Generally weight vests workout the legs and core, but some exercises used with a vest can allow for upper and lower body development.

    Some high-impact activities, such as running and jumping rope, should be done for a 6 month period before adding a weight vest. These workouts are hard on the knees, ankles and hips and are better suited for a fitness enthusiast. Some low-impact activities exist as well, such as walking, hiking, stair-stepping (not to be confused with running up stairs Rocky-style, which is Phil Campbell’s favorite exercise with his training vest) or using elliptical trainers. These can be done wearing a weight vest by anyone (at low weights). It would suitable for a much wider range of people to incorporate a vest in these workouts.

    Weight vests worn during cycling or in the water can serve as a way to increase intensity. These activities should be done with caution, however. Research has found that the use of weighted vests in yoga, Pilates and step aerobics can be advantageous, improving core strength, balance and mobility. It can help to progress individuals to a more advanced level. Weight vests can be worn when participating in numerous recreational activities such as snow skiing, water skiing, rollerblading, ice-skating, trampoline, tennis, golf and horseback riding.

    Wearing a weight vest complements whatever physical activity you choose. One can see aerobic heart benefits, increased bone health and weight loss just by walking with a weight vest. Weight vests are designed specifically to increase the heart rate and drastically cut the amount of time it takes to reach peak calorie burn.

    According to manufacturers’ reports, using a 10-pound weight vest increases caloric burn by roughly 15% (or .5 kcal/min); a 20-pound vest by 20% (or 1 kcal/min); and a 30-pound vest, by 25% (or 1.5 kcal/min). There are plenty of options on the market that range in price, size and shape. Some vests hold up to 90 pounds. Most of the ones on the market today allow for incremental increase in desired weight. It is recommended to start out light and never exceed 20% of the person’s body weight. Prices vary from around $100 to $300. Resistance Wear, Uni-Vest and Xvest are some of the big names but others do exist.

    Pat Ott from Resistance Wear, one of the leading providers of weight vests, said, “The real advantage of weight vests is the weight placement. By moving the weight up on the body it forces the individual to use those muscle groups along with the legs. Essentially giving you a full body workout.”

    There is a long list of benefits regarding the use of a weight vest in an individual’s workout routine. It can improve athletic performance, power, strength and endurance, balance and mobility, core strength and bone density. It also aids in improving acts of daily living in elderly (especially elderly women) according to Pamela Free’s website found at http://www.weightvest4osteoporosis.com/index.html. It can increase one’s perceived health status and self-efficacy. It also is an exceptionally useful tool for rehabilitating from injury or surgery. Allan Johnson, the Director of Strength and Conditioning for the Ohio State University football team said they “absolutely” incorporate weight vests to rehab athletes from injury. Ohio State football uses weight vests for various lunges and for mental toughness.

    The design of a weight vest should fit snug and supportive, with appropriate padding for comfort. It should provide even weight distribution around the torso. It should allow for a range of motion and freedom in movement. Most men’s vests allow for a t-shirt to be worn underneath the vest (this is different from women’s that can be worn as a sports bra underneath a shirt). The weight vest should not extend below the abdomen or it will be restrictive. The pockets that the adjustable weights fit into should be designed to prevent the weights and vest from shifting or bouncing while the vest is in use. Unlike ankle weights and wrist weights, which have been proven to cause ligament and tendon damage to the knees and elbows, weight vests are designed for the purpose of providing a safe way to make your workout more effective.

    You were exhausted and stressed but now you’ve squeezed in an intense core-body workout with the addition of a weight vest to the workout you never used to have time to undertake. Now you feel healthier both physically and mentally.

    Monday, August 6, 2007

    Never

    Change falling out my pocket clanging against the pavement. Playground balls whizzing at my head. Not a clap to be heard with my diploma in hand. Laughs, chuckles, and inconsiderate ‘We’ll give you a call’s one after another.

    I find myself as alone as it is imaginable. My apartment could just as well be a dessert or an uninhabited island. Sandy floors sound better than concrete. The only place to rest my feet is my lumpy twin mattress. My resources for food are what my high school friends were eating forty years ago at college. Falling into dreams at night, I can’t imagine how I could ever share my bed with someone, as uncomfortably cramped as it is already.

    The only place I’ve felt wanted since my grandmother passed away has been my habitat more-so than my apartment. She used to take me to the zoo when I was young. Before I was out of the stroller I could mimic every animal I saw.

    It is surprising. They make such a big deal in school about graduating and they say you won’t go anywhere in life if you don’t. Well I got my diploma, I tried to apply for jobs in the city, but now it was a college degree I needed. It didn’t seem fair.

    Like second nature, I turned to my childhood and got a job as a caretaker at the zoo. I usually worked eighteen hour days. My boss, Mr. Jenkins, didn’t mind overtime because they didn’t pay overtime.

    “Custodian guy!” All the college educated kids who got to train, feed, name and cure the animals would always yell at me to clean up the shit and trash from the cages. I had my own names for most of the animals. My best friends were the bald eagle, Windy; Honey the grizzly bear; Jackson the jaguar; and the crocodile, Chompers. When people weren’t looking, I’d occasionally still make those animal noises. Somewhere deep down I hoped they could understand me and they were attempting to communicate back.

    “Yes, Mister Jenkins?”

    “I wanted to talk to you about your time here at the zoo. I think its great how much emotion and feeling you have towards these animals. Most of these kids I’ve hired spent six years in college pretending they cared, but they have no idea.”

    “I-I agree, no idea sir.”

    “Do you remember when the last time you received a paycheck from us in the mail?” I thought back and remembered nothing but those playground balls and my empty nest. “Nineteen months ago. Almost two years.” I questioned what he was telling me. Had it really been that long? I couldn’t make any distinction between memories from forty years ago or yesterday.

    All I could say was “I’m sorry.” I walked out the door holding back the rain. The animals hated the rain. I strolled past the cages on my own two feet now. These were my memories, this was my life. I thought, “No one has ever loved me as much as I loved them.” Just before I passed through the gate I looked over at Jackson. He tilted his head and seemed to purr like a housecat would. I knew that I was wrong.

    Michigan vs. Ohio State: Q&A with Stephen A.

    Stephen A. Smith is a renowned sports writer and media personality from the borough of Queens in New York City. An area of the nation known for producing candid individuals - tennis great John McEnroe, NBA star Ron Artest, mafia don John Gotti, entrepreneur Donald Trump, etc. - Smith quickly became known for his an outspoken public image. This no limit attitude thrust him into prominence in the world of sports. Over the years, his demeanor and stance on issues has merited the nickname, “Screamin’ A. Smith.”

    At 39 years old, Smith swiftly made a name for himself. He attended college at Winston-Salem State. Immediately following graduation, Smith interned at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. His career began covering high school sports for the New York Daily News. In 1994, he joined the Philadelphia Inquirer, his current home, where he covers Temple University, the NBA’s 76ers and other sports in his columns. He also hosts his own television show Quite Frankly and frequents other ESPN shows and radio programs.

    While visiting Columbus, Smith shares his thoughts with me on Ohio State, Columbus, football, campus, and predicts the score for the showdown on Saturday.

    What do you think of Ohio State?

    This is my first time here. I had a beautiful experience here. The people are very hospitable, the campus is huge!

    The football stadium is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in sports. I love it. You hear a lot about “The Shoe” and the tradition that it entails. To see it up close and personal – it’s little things like that remind you why you got into sports writing. The fact is that I have been a journalist for 13 years and it reminds you of why you get into this industry because you realize that there are moments that you are going to experience that other people aren’t going to get the opportunity to do.

    How does OSU compare to Winston-Salem State?

    Oh! There is no comparison. Aesthetically speaking, there is no comparison. Winston-Salem State University is not half the size of Ohio State obviously. It’s a university – Ohio State is like a town.

    If you are talking about the college experience, I think all college experiences are comparable. You might not have No. 1 going against No. 2 in the nation – that’s a different experience altogether – but for everybody that can say, ‘Well you went to Winston Salem State, how would you know?’ I’d say, ‘Well what about Temple? What about North Carolina? What about Duke?’ They aren’t experiencing this either. So it’s really not about the university, its more about the programs. And Ohio State and Michigan – in terms of college football – is as elite as it gets. But in terms of the college experience – nothing beats college. They say college is the greatest four years of your life and I’m here to tell you that certainly applied to me, even at a small, historically black institution like Winston-Salem State.

    Do you think Ohio State v. Michigan is the biggest rivalry in sports?

    I think so. When I think about rivalries I think about two things. I think about Ohio State-Michigan football and I think about Duke-North Carolina basketball. Those are the two greatest rivalries in all of sports on any level.

    Do you think there is a chance that after Saturday they could meet again in the National Championship?

    I think there is a chance and I think there should be. Surprisingly, the Ohio State football players I’ve spoken to along with the people at Michigan say:

    ‘No, its one and done. You play, that’s the National Championship. You shouldn’t be allowed a second chance in the same season. That’s not how it works because those outcomes shouldn’t be resolved in Arizona or California or any place like that. You’re on one or the other’s home turf – that’s how it should be. If you are going to meet, it should be that one meeting and nothing else.’

    I disagree with that. I believe, when you have all these one-loss teams behind them - the USC’s, the California’s - teams like that. When you have a two-loss team like Texas, when you have teams like Florida or Auburn, forget all of that stuff. If this comes down to a nail biter and its decided in the last two minutes – No. 1 versus No. 2 in the country – then they should meet again in the National Championship.

    Now if one of them gets blown out, then they should dip in the rankings. But if it’s a nail biter and it comes down to the wire, and its 1 against 2 in the nation, I don’t think anybody else should be in that National Championship.

    Who do you think is the Heisman favorite right now?

    It has got to be Troy Smith!

    I mean obviously Brady Quinn definitely deserves consideration. But when you consider the way Michigan went up and spanked them on their home turf and the way Notre Dame was struggling on too many occasions this season – I don’t know if you can make the decision that Brady Quinn is the guy. I would say that Troy Smith with the year that Ohio State has had, the kind of season that he has had – passing for over 2,000 yards, doing all the things he has been doing, especially if they end up beating Michigan Saturday – I would definitely think that [Troy] deserves the Heisman.

    So you think it’s his to lose?

    I think it’s his to lose because I think if he performs in a big game – and a game of this magnitude against Michigan – how can you not give it to him?

    Now if he doesn’t perform, and he looks like garbage, that is an entirely different ballgame. Now all of sudden you are going to start talking about Brady Quinn all over again.

    Will you be at the game Saturday?

    I’m not going to be here. I have to work Saturday. But don’t rule it out because I might sneak here anyways. But as of right now it doesn’t look like I will be at this game.

    Will you be watching it?

    I will not miss it. I am scheduled to work till 3 p.m., but if I can get around it, I will be here.

    To put you on the spot, who do you pick on Saturday?

    I picked Ohio State 31-21. I like Michigan – I like them a lot. Their front seven is as viscous as it gets. They are going to come at Troy, and they have to do everything they can to stop Troy, but Troy is a bad boy. By that I mean he doesn’t just throw the football, he can run the football. He has had his way with Michigan the last couple of years.

    Too many weapons – Teddy Ginn, Anthony Gonzalez, Antonio Pittman in the backfield – when you look at the offensive weapons that Troy Smith has at his disposal, as awesome as Michigan’s front seven is I can’t imagine how they will stop Ohio State.

    Not to mention the fact that they are coming into Columbus. If this were at Michigan Stadium it could be a ‘pick’em.’ Or you cold even conceive of Michigan winning. But its pretty hard for to believe that Michigan is going to walk into Columbus, Ohio – in front of 105,000 people, with this noise, with this rabid atmosphere, against the No. 1-ranked team in the nation, with the National Championship on the line, against their most-hated rival – I cannot imagine Michigan winning this game. If Michigan wins this game, they deserve the National Championship.

    Who's the Boss?

    Romeo Crennel is a teddy bear – a cuddly, nice, smiling, happy teddy bear. He is not a NFL head coach.

    “This isn't a soft sport,” Braylon Edwards said in his address to media on Monday. “We don't play chess. This isn't swimming. This is football. It takes a man to play this game and to play this game, you have to have passion. This isn't for the weak-minded, the weak-hearted or soft. This isn't for them. This is for men.”

    Well it takes passionate men to coach this game as well. There is a difference between passionate and compassionate, and Crennel is the latter.

    Once again Cleveland’s head coaching seat is getting hot, and it’s not because someone has been sitting there too long. It hasn’t even been two full football seasons, and Crennel’s job security is in question after Sunday’s 30 point drubbing by the in-state rival Bengals. Crennel, who is often praised for his defensive mindset, was hiding like Waldo on the crowded sidelines, while defensive coordinator Todd Grantham searched for answers.

    It wasn’t just the defense that was struggling. The Browns’ scoreless effort came against a team that had the lowest-ranked defense in the NFL coming into the game. The 30-0 defeat was the first time Browns had been shutout since 1989. It appears that firing – sorry, “accepting the resignation of” offensive coordinator Maurice Carthon was not the solution to the habitually stagnant offense. The slack that decision put in Crennel’s line has been reeled taut, and the hook is still in deep.

    Crennel became the Browns head coach on Feb. 8, 2005. His resume was impressive - five Super Bowl victories, 25 years of NFL experience, the tutoring of coaching legends Bill Belichick and Bill Parcells – but there is no formula for head coaching. Top assistant coaches don’t always make great head coaches. There is a reason why other franchises interviewed Crennel but never offered him a job.

    His outstanding career as an assistant in New England is irrelevant. The Patriots constantly lose star players and revered coaches but repeatedly prove to be winners. Crennel had nothing to do with that dynasty.

    Crennel is a nice guy, but everyone knows where they finish. Assistant coaches in the NFL can be nice; head coaches cannot. Their job is not about befriending players and being optimistic. It is about motivating. It is about managing. It is about making players and fans believe that the team will win – by actually winning.

    Crennel’s record in Cleveland is 9-18 (6-10 in 2005, and 3-8 in 2006). That is one win in every three games. The 2005 season was actually a promising one. Six wins is as much as any member of Dawg Pound could ask of the recently struggling franchise. The team seemed to be improving. This season has proved that wishful theory inaccurate, as the Browns appear to be regressing. Do the math, and the six-pack of victory champagne is as much as he will ever drink. And the Browns have too lucrative history and tradition for that to be acceptable.

    Browns or Bengals? A City Divided

    Saturdays Versus Sundays: A City Divided

    The benches rattled under the earthquake of stomping feet. Arms danced in the air, choreographed to the sounds of 64,000 screaming fans. “O.H…I.O…” Only the November wind pushed peoples’ hands back into their pockets. The aroma of hot dogs and beer lingered through the breeze. Numbers clashed on the frozen grass below.

    Sean Durkin yelled to his peers around him more than the giants below that had been reduced to miniatures from the spectator’s great heights. He was wearing orange along with everyone else. And though they dressed alike and sung together, they were divided amongst themselves. Browns or Bengals? It was rare that a mutual force drew them together. A state divided by the fanaticism of professional football joined together to root for one collegiate team – The Ohio State (OSU) Buckeyes.

    “Go Buckeyes! #1. F*** Michigan,” Sean Durkin read the banners that filled Cincinnati’s Paul Brown Stadium on Nov. 17, 2002. On this day, the final score would be 27-20, the Browns over the Bengals. However, the only numbers many fans seemed to care about were 12 and 0, Ohio State’s record. There was also a mutual opponent that Sunday, the Michigan Wolverines, who would be coming into Columbus in six days to attempt to ruin the perfect season. Durkin, a student at OSU, made the drive from Columbus to his hometown of Cincinnati for this game with a few rival Browns fans he had become friends with at school – friends that typically became enemies on Autumn Sundays.

    Cincinnati and Cleveland are separated by 243 miles and four hours of intrastate driving. Near the middle, Columbus can be found; a capital city rest stop located 100 miles from Cincinnati and 140 miles from Cleveland. This is the home of that unifying force. While on Saturday this power is compelling, come Sunday it’s rare to find such a story. Usually men, women and children in Columbus battle each other even when their teams are not.

    The debate has snowballed over the years. Promising futures combined with the reputable histories make this intrastate rivalry as compelling as any other. A rivalry is nothing without its fans, however. And even the weight of a National Championship season for the Buckeyes cannot overshadow the differences and similarities between Browns’ and Bengals’ fans in Columbus. It is a city united on Saturdays but divided on Sundays.

    A “fan” is defined in Merriam-Webster Dictionary as “an enthusiastic devotee usually as a spectator.” This is different from the definition of “fanatic” which is “marked by excessive enthusiasm and often intense uncritical devotion.” This is an important recognition, as many people only occasionally follow and root for a team. Fanatics live and die with their team. They have emotional ties that often affect the fanatics own disposition. For football fanatics, Sundays often affect Mondays and in some cases the entire rest of the week.

    “I’ve always been a Bengals’ fan and will till I die,” Chris Dexter said. This seems to be the consensus from both sides. Fandom begins at a young age and escalates through adulthood. It often manifests itself through the teachings of parents or is erected on the proximity of one to that city’s team.

    “I am a Browns fan because I grew up close to Cleveland in a family of Browns’ fans,” Jesse Moore said.

    Proximity to a team’s hometown is one of the chief driving forces behind becoming a fan. It takes opposing beliefs to push fans to fanaticism. The constant need to back one’s team and root for them raises interest, opinions and support. “Living in Columbus has increased my devotion towards the Bengals because on game day I am in proximity to more Browns fans than I was used to,” Dexter said. “This is new for me being from Cincinnati.”

    As with all fanatics, both groups believe that their team either is, was, or will be the best team in the National Football League (NFL). The Browns have the more glamorous history. “Jim Brown alone gives us that,” Moore said.

    The Cleveland Browns were born in 1944 when Arthur B. McBride acquired the team. His first order of business was to hire the great Paul Brown as head coach (whom Cincinnati’s stadium is now named after). The Browns’ first season was in 1946, in which they went 12-2. In 1950, they merged into the NFL and went 10-2. They’ve won four national championships and have an all-time record of 467-356-13.

    “For the first 10 years of the team’s existence from 1946-1955, the Browns were oftentimes called ‘the New York Yankees of football’ winning more often than just about any team in the league,” said Jeff Walcoff, staff writer at ClevelandBrowns.com. “The team won league championships during its first five years of existence. In fact, from 1946-73 – a span of 28 years – the Browns had just one losing season.”

    The Cincinnati Bengals first season was in 1968. And so the rivalry was born. There all-time record is 240-308-0. They have never won an NFL championship. Bengals’ fans can and should be optimistic though. Over the past three years there has been dramatic improvement in the team’s record – from two wins in 2002, to eight wins in 2003 and 2004. The Bengals already have eight wins this season heading into Week 13.

    Like most fanatics, there is an almost arrogant confidence in their team. “The Bengals will definitely have a better season [than the Browns] this year and next,” said Durkin.

    Even some die-hard browns fanatics can shamefully admit this. “Although it pains me to say it, the Kentucky Bungles will have a better season this year,” Zach Abrams said. “They have the better team and more talent. However, the Browns are making strides in the right direction and will be better in years to come.”

    The Browns currently hold the edge in the all-time record against one another, 34-30 in the regular season, not once meeting in the post season. If the two teams ever do collide, Columbus may find itself even more divided between the two teams and on the brink of rioting and vandalism like that following the OSU/Michigan football game in November of 2002. Verbal and occasional physical disputes often can be seen around the campus streets over the football teams in the fall. Moore and friends already find themselves plotting to steal his neighbors’ Bengals flag.

    There are some major discrepancies between the two groups of fans besides hometowns and records. Loyalty is an argument that seems to always resurface. It is an issue that is of great debate between the two groups. “Unlike the Kentucky Bungles’ fans, I have always liked the Browns,” Abrams said.

    The issue of loyalty is often disputed by comparing their faithfulness to that of the rival team’s fans. “I feel like Bengals’ fans are [more loyal than Browns fans] since the last 15 years we have sucked, yet the stadium has always been packed on game days,” Dexter said. The Browns’ fans I know are pretty stubborn to the point of ignorance when it comes to a dispute between the teams.”

    The Browns’ fans in Columbus have remarkably similar views, just flipped to accommodate their own interests. They believe that their fans are more loyal because they show up every Sunday and always show their support despite records. When the Browns were relocated to Baltimore in 1996, fans were devastated. Two years later the Browns were back in Cleveland under new ownership and fans rejoiced.

    “Browns fans are by far more loyal,” Moore said. “Bengals’ fans were almost nonexistent when I got to Ohio State, and since they became decent they are all over the place. Meanwhile, Browns fans are Browns fans through good and bad.”

    Neither group will listen to reason nor is there factual evidence to prove which teams’ fans are more loyal today. Fans have their own attitudes towards their team and the rivals. It’s not only the other team that fans loathe; in many instances it’s their fans as well. They have stereotypes and prejudices towards each other.

    “Last year when the Browns beat the Bungles and I was driving back to Columbus I could only get Bungles call-in radio. All the Bungles fans called in and said how mean the Browns fans were, and how they would never take their kids to a game in Cleveland. I found myself proud to be a Browns fan after listening to this.”

    As long as the two teams remain in Ohio, there will be a rivalry not just on the field between the players, but also for their fans. “Football is engrained in people’s lives,” Walcoff said. “Ohio is simply a football-centric universe, stemming from decades of rich history and tradition as deeply rooted in the area’s culture as hockey is in Canada.”

    Central Ohio has become a frontline in the battle between Browns’ and Bengals’ fans. This October, Abrams found himself in Columbus amongst thousands of partying Halloweeners. As he was walked down the sidewalk in his Browns jersey with black eye paint under his eyes – despite it being 9 p.m. – chants came from two campus homes to his right. “Here we go Brownies, here we go.” Intermittent “who-dey’s” could be heard competing with the Browns chants. Abrams excitedly turned towards the loud, crowded porches. He joined in the argument on the Browns’ porch. The verbal war persisted from lighted deck to lighted deck across the dark side yard. An outspoken and opinionated person in general, Abrams made the porch his stage. He began his monologue that sounded as if it had been rehearsed, or at least well researched and from the heart. He wore a proud grin.

    “Browns’ fans don't cheer for Kentucky sports. Browns’ fans show up regardless of record. Browns fans did not steal their cheer from another team - "Who-dey" was a Saints cheer. Browns fans have a rich tradition dating back to the inception of the Browns from Jim Brown to Bernie Kosar and the return of the Browns back to Cleveland - the Kentucky Bungles fans have no tradition and the Ickey Shuffle. We have the Dawg Pound, the Bungles have the Jungle - enough said. Browns fans tailgate at seven in the morning, Bungles fans get to the game at kick off.”

    Abrams left the stage with showmanship, his point made, as Bungles fans started their rebuttal. “Hey, who won the last two times they met? Who’s got a better record?”