I hate when my Facebook "friends"...
- Express their undying love for their best significant other in the whole world (when in reality, he or she most likely is not)
- Tell the world how awesome their life is (not b/c it really is, but b/c they are trying to convince not only the world, but more-so themselves of it)
- Post pictures of everything they eat (unless it's green eggs and ham we don't care)
- Tell the world their monotonous everyday goings-on (we do not need to know your bedtime)
- Search for sympathy comments b/c they are ill or sad (it's obvious and pitiful)
- Post pictures of themselves taken by themselves with their shirts off (you're not that hot)
- Have RIP status updates in grieving for someone who recently passed away (this is a personal experience that shouldn't be shared with the world)
- Acting like they are smarter than they actually are (using a thesaurus doesn't make you any cooler)
- Entire albums dedicated to babies and dogs (after 4 or 5 pics of a dog or baby laying there doing nothing we get the point... you think its adorable - even though the rest of the world probably does not)
- Profile pics with other people in frame that are better looking than the actual person (you can't trick random people into thinking you are the other person very long - if anything you should post pics of you standing next to the fattest ugliest friend you have)
- Profile pics of them with their significant other (thank god for the upcoming "Cover" feature)
- Profile pics of celebs and athletes (YOUR profile pic is supposed to be a picture of YOU)
- Profile pics that don't actually look like them (i.e. the best picture they ever had - could be from ten years ago)
- Random people that act like they are your best friends (thank god for the new "Subscribe" feature)
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