You know you are blonde if...

You know you are blonde if...

	Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
	Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
	You have ran into a glass/screen door.
	You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
	You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
	You have ran into a tree.
	It IS possible to lick your elbow
	You just tried to lick your elbow.
	You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
	You just tried to sing them.
	You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
	You have choked on your own spit.
	You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
	You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
	You just looked at it.
	Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
	People have called you slow.
	You have accidentally caught something on fire
	You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
	You have caught yourself drooling.
	You’ve fallen asleep in class
	If someone says “fart” you laugh.
	You just laughed.
	Sometimes you just stop thinking
	You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
	People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
	You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
	You use your fingers to do simple math.
	You have eaten a bug.
	You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
	You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
	You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
	You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
	You break a lot of things.
	Your friends know not to use big words around you
	You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
	You have fallen out of your chair before
	When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling