Monday, October 8, 2007

You know you are blonde if...

You know you are blonde if...

  • Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

  • Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

  • You have ran into a glass/screen door.

  • You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

  • You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

  • You have ran into a tree.

  • It IS possible to lick your elbow

  • You just tried to lick your elbow.

  • You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

  • You just tried to sing them.

  • You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

  • You have choked on your own spit.

  • You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

  • You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

  • You just looked at it.

  • Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

  • People have called you slow.

  • You have accidentally caught something on fire

  • You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

  • You have caught yourself drooling.

  • You’ve fallen asleep in class

  • If someone says “fart” you laugh.

  • You just laughed.

  • Sometimes you just stop thinking

  • You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

  • People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

  • You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

  • You use your fingers to do simple math.

  • You have eaten a bug.

  • You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

  • You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

  • You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

  • You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

  • You break a lot of things.

  • Your friends know not to use big words around you

  • You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

  • You have fallen out of your chair before

  • When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

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